Tribute to father ted...

ScArY_Cheese

Here is a tribute to father ted.. the funniest tv series ever (in my oppinion anyway)



post ur Favourite quotes or scenes etc in here:



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lol


"feck off cup" what a classic .. LMFAO

damn jack is a funny man!

Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse:







Dougle: Hello there len
Bishop brennan: Dont call me len you little prikk
*Laughing*
Bishop Brennan:Im a bishop!
dougle: o right.... well done

LOL


(there, much better)

DapperGent

You spelt Dougal wrong.

ScArY_Cheese

sorry

Tha Gopher

The lads meet up with other groups of priests when stranded in the lingerie department.Ted starts to make an esacpe plan and directs the guys on what to do.After being in the situation for at least 10 mins Dougal asks
"Whats happening?"
Priest-"I think Ted has a plan"
Dougal"No,I mean in general"
And now a mix of new ones and those I posted before.There were a good few as I had a large Kazaa file downloading at the time and had little else to do.

Father Noel singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the cave
Fr Ted accidently ordering Pat Mustard to use contreceptives
"Well,I mean,well when you put it like that..........JUST FECK OFF!"

Just the way Dougal says"Ted,Im going mad"on both occasions when they are stuck somewhere with Father Noel.Thats the thing about the show-something not particularly funny is made hilarious by the tone it is said with.For example"We`re all going to heaven lads wayyyyyyy"and"Ted i can see up your trousers"
More Dougal classics
"And it has a retractable fifth leg,in case one of the others isnt working.And big burning eyes and a massive head and Mrs Doyle told me it has four arses"
"I think I know what your saying Ted,but where will we get the guns?"
(reading the paper)"You wont believe it!Clint Eastwood has been arrested for a crime he didnt commit and he............oh wait no,its only a film"
"So,hows the son?(to Bishop"Len"Brennan)
Brennan-Dont call me Len.Im a bishop.
Dougal.Oh.Well done.
"Careful now"

The episodes with Tom the psycho were a laugh.Anybody from Ireland knows of somebody like Tom-a friendly guy but an unstable psycho nonetheless.
"I could run them over in me van"
And when he robs the post office
"Ah dont worry father.Its my money-I just didnt want to fill out the forms"

Mrs Doyle
"Can you imagine it father?Your husband there with his lad in his hand wanting to degrade you.Go on father,I want you to get a good-mental-image!"(Ted is eating a sausage at the time IIRC)

Another tone of voice classic
Brendan Grace to dougal-So,your the brains of the operation?
Dougal-Eh,no that would be Ted.

Ted-Fr Billy would you like to buy a ticket for the raffle?
Billy-No.Gambling ruined my father and got me in trouble in the past.ill stay away.
Ted-Ah come on.Its a raffle.Its only a bit of fun.
Billy-Alright.Ill have 500.

Dougal-Sorry Ted.I was holding the ticket upside down.

Ted-I didnt know i was going to Los Angeles to umpire drive by shooting tournaments.
"£200?Im not trying to buy cocaine!"
"Dick Byrne will never let me off this bet.He wants revenge because he lost a bet with me once and had to say Bollocks very loudly infront of President Robinson"
And the long story about the boy with horses needing a whistle,which was later dismissed with
"Ah nothing,I was just going mad there"
And a few hours after Ted reassures Dougal that their Eurovision attempt is only a bit of fun the pessure builds on Ted.
"Just play the ****ing note"
Dougal"The first one?"
"No not the ****ing first one!We already played the ****ing first one!How the **** can we still be on the first ****ing note?What the **** **** **** **** ****............Just play the ****ing note!"

And some more
"But the man who has been harassing Chris the sheep was no other than.......FARGO BOYLE!"
"(crowd murmers and then 1 guy)f`uckin hell!"
Happens about 2 or 3 more times

The milk boss is looking at the pics of Pat Mustard and the women
"My god.......shocking.....disgraceful!Now father how will we work this out?A tenner each for these 3 and a fiver for the rest alright?"

Father Damo was also great.Reminded me of some people I know.
Ted"I cant believe you got an earring.Next thing you and father Damian will be doing is,I dont know,smoking crack cocaine!"
Dougal(looking very guilty and evasive)"Ah come on ted!"

Remember when Ted was laughing along with the author he fancied when she told these jokes about famous authors that he didnt get but laughed at anyway?The confused look he gave is classic.

More from Dougal
Dougal"Ted do you remember that film where the guy got into a machine with a fly and when he came out he had the head and the wings of the fly?"
Ted"Yes.What was that film called?"
Dougal"Out of Africa I think"

ScArY_Cheese

LOL

i thaught father billy wanted 2000?

anways

father damo is the best!
Damo-So, which do you like dougle, blur, or oasis?
dougle-er......*with one of his normal "i dont have a ****ing clue whats going on" face he says*.. Oasis
Damo-*Skanger accent* WAH!?!?!
dougle- OASIS I MEAN OASIS!


and father jack and ms doyle:
Ms doyle- *says to father jack*and what would you say to a cup of tea father?
Jack-Fekk off cup!
Ms doyl-*runs over with cup and head lowered oblivious to the fact that jack had said, in his on SPECIAL way, "no" and pores out the cup*
Jack-Fekk...*Throws cup missing ms doyle by inches* OFF!

And when father jack got the hairy deseise and he was taken off to the hospital(probably one of the best episodes ever):
Dougle and ted are in the hospital and accidently turn on the light and set all the old "jacks" off going "feck, arse drink!!" so they turn off the light and sit down in some empty spaces and wait for the nun to come in saying "WHATS ALL THIS NOISE!?!?!" and turns on the light setting the old guys off again and , of course, dougle and ted had to not look so suspicious so they started fekking as well..... and as usual dougle doesnt exactly know whats going on so he keeps going while everyone else stops..

When father stack comes in place of jack and ted walks in the door to see father stack and he says "i have the keys to ur car... and just drove it into a big wall* while getting some ear wax out with the eys he says* and if you dont like it, tough.... ive had my fun and thats all that matters

mm so many.... damn funny

Ryo Hazuki

I have all 4 DVD's, its the best comedy series ever.

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~cbaker01/frted/KBBUTA.JPG

Thats my desktop picture!
I have a huge 800x600 version.
Ill attach it.


Best quotes...


Pat Mustard: THRESA, I forgot my feckin Trousers!

Pat Mustard: And now, to ride Mrs. O' Reily

Mrs. Doyle: Oh father, Pat was wondering could he put his massive tool in my box.

The best:

While an angry husband is pucturing the tyres on ted's ford cortina (sic?) Hes on the third Tyre.....

Dougal: Hes puncturing the tyres ted!

ScArY_Cheese

lol, poor doulge, he is not the brightest star in the sky is he... but he is probably one of the funniest

Ryo Hazuki

The milk boss is looking at the pics of Pat Mustard and the women

Oh yeah, forgot abot that, Its brilliant.

Milk Boss: Oh, Oh, Oh my god, Oh Im sorry I completly Misread the situation! Yes this worker shall be removed from his job straight away.


Dougal: Ted, come look at this one, He looks like that fella, Harvey Titel (sic)

Ted: Come on dougal, now how could a rabbit look like harvey.. My God hes the splittin Image of him!!!!!

Ryo Hazuki

Ive attached the full conversation about the beast!!!!

Have a listen. Its only 40kb!

Sauron

ted: "ok dougal, these cows are small. the ones out there are far away. small, far away"

Sauron

:ninja:

celticfc

Has anyone tried the Father Ted sounds page??


Here's Fr Jacks page

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Do a google search for Father Ted Wavs

GTE

Madly, this is a project in university

phonypony

9 Year old thread resurrected. Is that some sort of record?

DapperGent

DapperGent wrote: »

You spelt Dougal wrong.

It's spelled "spelled" you pedantic cocktard.

GTE

phonypony wrote: »

9 Year old thread resurrected. Is that some sort of record?

Is the topic out of date?

Search engine coming good =D