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titanic

namuras · 2003-07-02 12:56:08

A magician was on board the Titanic to entertain the passengers, Part of his act was a talking parrot. As the Magician was doing each trick the parrot would tell the crowd, it’s in His hat behind his back and thus ruin his trick. After a few days of this the magician was fed up and on the verge of killing the parrot. The…

02-07-2003 12:56pm

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namuras

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A magician was on board the Titanic to entertain the passengers,
Part of his act was a talking parrot.
As the Magician was doing each trick the parrot would tell the crowd, it’s in His hat behind his back and thus ruin his trick.
After a few days of this the magician was fed up and on the verge of killing the parrot.
The ship struck a Ice Berg and sunk…
The magician found himself on a lifeboat alone with the Parrot.
They spent two days in silence when the parrot finally spoke.
Ok I give up what did you do with the ship? “

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#2 02-07-2003 1:10pm

jammy_dodger

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AAAHHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG

Stop it. :mad:

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#3 02-07-2003 1:14pm

Raz

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I thought it was good
In a bad corny kinda way

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#4 03-07-2003 12:41am

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thats an old one, still funny.

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#5 03-07-2003 7:34am

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Very very old, but was funny the first time.

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