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How I broke my knob having "bad sex".

  • 29-06-2003 5:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Last night I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. We've been going out for about 3 weeks. My previous sexual experiences have few and far between and were usually of the oral variety, with few times where I had sex and I was top.

    Last night was the first time I had sex where the woman was on top. But something didn't feel right. The gf was doing these powerful hips thrusts while on top and leaning over me. This caused my knob to hit off her pubic bone (at least that's what it felt like) and it felt like it was bending in ways it shouldn't.

    In fact, she was performing these hip movements so vigouriously that my knob came out of her a few times.
    This whole ordeal was quite uncomfortable.

    I think it may have also caused my knob to become somewhat temporarily numb because after that I noticed a loss of sensation, which unusually made me unable to cum through intercourse.

    Today, my knob is a little sore and appears to be slightly bruised. As a result I'll be making an appointment with my urologist tomorrow to make sure everythings alright.

    What I'd like to know is has anyone else ever experienced anything like this and how did they approach the subject with their S.O.?


Comments

  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,935 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    Nope never had that. Sounds a bit weird though. Have had a few cases of wriggly women. Can be quite sore.

    But then again nobody likes somebody who just lies back and thinks of Ireland.


    If your little friend is still numb/sore tomorrow I would make an appointment alright.

    Chief.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Just tell your significant other like you are telling us. Tell her what happened and why it happened and that it caused some pain etc etc. I honestly can't believe that this is a serious thread.

    Just speak to her.

    I hope you understand why I'm closing this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    eeerk. sounds.... sore.

    doctor tbh. g'luck

    << Fio >>


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