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  • 27-06-2003 4:17pm
    #1
    namuras
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    Subject: Misconception
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    >
    > A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her
    > arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news! I'm a month
    > overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me
    > a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell
    > anybody."
    > The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the
    > doorbell, because the young couple haven't paid their last
    > bill. "Are you Mrs.Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"
    > How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
    > "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the
    > electric company.
    > "What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
    > "Absolutely."
    > "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
    > That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad
    > as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first
    > thing the next morning.
    > "What's going on here? You! have it on file that my wife is a
    > month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband
    > shouts.
    > "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All
    > you have to do is pay us."
    > "PAY you? And if I refuse?"
    > "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you
    > off."
    > "What???? And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
    > "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."


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