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  • 27-06-2003 9:48am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭


    I know this will proberly be moved but hought this was good so i thought id post it hear togive ya a laugh :

    Psalm 129!!

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the
    road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She
    got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and
    reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an
    accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his
    hand up her leg.

    The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember
    psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
    He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to
    remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he
    let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,
    "Father, remember psalm 129?"

    Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is
    weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
    meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
    church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up
    psalm 129.

    It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."

    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great
    opportunity!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Thats good humour that!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    its the attack of sarumans evil, backward, twin brother.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
    its the attack of sarumans evil, backward, twin brother.:o

    Sigh... another one.. If only my sense of humor was as good. Ill kill him for taking my name :D He once came on as Saruman1 damn him..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    that is a good joke. well done namuras


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    Thats a good one you got there :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    good joke :D

    always keep a bible handy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 FirA_Serjio


    now THAT was a good joke, well done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Am I the only one who thought that was an absolutely terrible joke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Wtf is up with women and being subtle? Surely she could've just said 'FuK MeH!'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 im2hot4urma


    hahahah good 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Pretty old, but superb :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    n1


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