dont know if this is in the right area but I think its funny

namuras

Beware MD's!!

These figures are accurate and easily checked--vary year to year but are always close.

1. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
2. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
3. Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. (US Dept. of Health and Human Services)

Then - think about this:
1. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Not Everyone Has A Gun, But Almost Everyone Has At Least One Doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

NeoSlicerZ

not funny. put in the number of deliberate deaths by gunowners

Capt'n Midnight

Seriously how many doctors blow their brains out before they retire ?
(more cops die that way than on the beat..)

Mac daddy

were do you find all your jokes, cr*p.com or something.
And what neoslicers said is true add them in then come back with your stats

zAbbo

Not Everyone Has A Gun, But Almost Everyone Has At Least One Doctor.

so like you have had sex with the Doctor, right