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Another plane Joke

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  • 26-06-2003 4:21pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭


    Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the guy
    turned to the beautiful blonde and made his move by saying, "Let's talk.

    I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
    with your fellow passenger."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to
    the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
    ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
    same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
    suppose that is?"

    "Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."

    "Well, then," said the blond! e, "How is it that you feel qualified to
    discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit?"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    (unless i missed something) that wasn't at all funny...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    all in favour of having namuras banned for all eternity from the humor board raise you hand/feet/eyebrow......:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    *raises a foot*

    *raises another for effect*

    ow...

    *vote invalidated by stupidity*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭vasch_ro


    i thought it was good!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Originally posted by Aragorn
    all in favour of having namuras banned for all eternity from the humor board raise you hand/feet/eyebrow......:p

    Ah, boards democracy.... :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    The reason this was unfunny is because the blonde wasn't on the receiving end of the pun.
    Whoever planned the joke like that is sick!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Raz


    namuras are you blonde? :)
    I liked though (And I'm not blonde :eek:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    so like the guy on the plane had sex with the horse, right :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Bad jokes make baby jesus cry :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    I think if that joke was told right it could of been funny, Not board material though
    :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 FirA_Serjio


    dat was just ....bad...very bad, the when u sed a blonde we all expected the blonde to be the joke, why the hell was it in a plane?!?! and why nuculear energy? who wud talk about that for a pick up line?!?!?! MY GWAD, dat made me cry just to read it, u deserve a slap for telling it, or who told you dat


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    People have been crucified for chatting less bs than that


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