Another plane Joke

namuras

Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the guy
turned to the beautiful blonde and made his move by saying, "Let's talk.

I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"

"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said the blond! e, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit?"

passive

(unless i missed something) that wasn't at all funny...

Dooom

all in favour of having namuras banned for all eternity from the humor board raise you hand/feet/eyebrow......:p

passive

*raises a foot*

*raises another for effect*

ow...

*vote invalidated by stupidity*

vasch_ro

i thought it was good!!!!

Winters

Originally posted by Aragorn
all in favour of having namuras banned for all eternity from the humor board raise you hand/feet/eyebrow......:p

Ah, boards democracy....

exiztone

The reason this was unfunny is because the blonde wasn't on the receiving end of the pun.
Whoever planned the joke like that is sick!

Raz

namuras are you blonde?
I liked though (And I'm not blonde :eek:)

zAbbo

so like the guy on the plane had sex with the horse, right

Sposs

Bad jokes make baby jesus cry

jammy_dodger

I think if that joke was told right it could of been funny, Not board material though

FirA_Serjio

dat was just ....bad...very bad, the when u sed a blonde we all expected the blonde to be the joke, why the hell was it in a plane?!?! and why nuculear energy? who wud talk about that for a pick up line?!?!?! MY GWAD, dat made me cry just to read it, u deserve a slap for telling it, or who told you dat

Kold

People have been crucified for chatting less bs than that