Beer Vs Women

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Beer Vs Women

10 Reasons Why A Beer IS Better Than A Woman

1. A beer doesn't ask you to take it out when you don't feel like it

2. Beers don't care if you have more than one beer

3. It's unhealthy to spend more than one night with the same beer

4. Beer actually tastes good

5. You can enjoy a beer any day of the month

6. You can throw a beer away if it is flat

7. Beer doesn't care when you come home

8. If you kill your beer, it won't torment you each and every night by scratching at the walls and calling your name and chanting over and over and over again that you are a murderer and you are going to be caught and screaming at you just as you are about to fall asleep so you are up all night while it tells you that you should just kill yourself now because every time you go out, everyone who sees you knows what you have done and sooner or later you will be put to death because that's what happens to murderers and then you will never kill another beer again and the beer buried in your cellar can finally be put to rest along with its unborn beer which you also killed

9. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head

10. A beer is always wet