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Kerryman on holidays

  • 26-06-2003 10:58am
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    A kerryman went on holidays to Spain. He was determined to get a sun tan so he decided to sit out in the sun all day with no
    cream on.
    That night he had severe sun burn, so he went to the doctor :
    "Hey doc, can you help me with? It's really sore"
    The Doctor gave looked him up and down and said "Yes, I've just the thing"
    he left the room and came back five minutes later.
    "What you got for me Doc"
    "I have a bottle of chomoile lotion for your skin and a viagra tablet"
    "Doc, I can understand the chamomile lotion, but what's the Viagra for?"
    "That's to keep the sheets off you"


Comments

  • #2
    Sposs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    :eek: :)


  • #3
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    Nice one :D :ninja:


  • #4
    Mad_Patrick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭Mad_Patrick


    So is it just Kerrymen who get sunburnt?? Being a Kerryman myself I can't really prove this theory wrong


  • #5
    NeoSlicerZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    :ninja:


  • #6
    honeymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭honeymonster


    :)


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  • #7
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    lol i love the kerry man jokes there the best


  • #8
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    so, the kerry lad was having sex with a spanish man/boy, right :confused:


  • #9
    FirA_Serjio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭FirA_Serjio


    ok, i get the whole erection thing and all, but where did the mule come from?:confused: sigh, im so slow


  • #10
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    I think its a Kerry man joke as an immediate p*ss take, kerryman, on holiday? to outside of Ireland? since when? :)


  • #11
    BoobeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    Hmm i thought i heard them all but i guess i was wrong, hehe good job ;):D


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