Splashback

Spacedog

OK, maybe this should be in the science board under Nuton, gravity and fluid dynamics but splashback is a common affliction that affects us all, there's nothing worse than dropping brown only to be greeted by the cold dampness of filthy wee water. I've found that a few sheets of bog roll on the surface of the the toulet water reduces the likelihood of "splash damage" but always bothered me with wastage and saving the trees and all. Has anyone thought of another way of preventing this cursid affliction?

fisty

in holland you **** on a plate inside the toilet, then the flush washes this away.
get one of those loos?

same as german bogs, nazis must have installed them when they were there.

MENTAL BOGS

Boyg

heaps of bog role works for me, but if u damn hippies think that having a nice dry arse is wrong....

Listen, the bog roll is gonna end up in the toliet either way, but it is an annoyance to have to put thoes few strands of paper in the toliet every time. If someone can figure out a way to avoid doing this i while happily endorse the product/service

Spacedog

Originally posted by Boyg
heaps of bog role works for me, but if u damn hippies think that having a nice dry arse is wrong....

Listen, the bog roll is gonna end up in the toliet either way, but it is an annoyance to have to put thoes few strands of paper in the toliet every time. If someone can figure out a way to avoid doing this i while happily endorse the product/service

Service! that would be an interesting one to look up in the yellow pages... Dial-a-drybum! *shudder*

passive

eew....mental images....

Vlad_Tepes

outch...I know the problem, and I can only say what has been said before, buy a dutch toilet. It's easier....

jammy_dodger

If you used recycled paper, maybe you would'nt feel so guilty about the trees,

Altenativly you could use the clench and hover method, Just as the tenacious turd is hanging from ur rim, engage in tight clench in order to pinch the turd, and as its free falling, swiftly raise bum off the toilet seat to higher plain.
This can be quite entertaining, and good excercise.

rubadub

use the sink...

commuterised

Originally posted by jammy_dodger
Altenativly you could use the clench and hover method, Just as the tenacious turd is hanging from ur rim, engage in tight clench in order to pinch the turd, and as its free falling, swiftly raise bum off the toilet seat to higher plain.
This can be quite entertaining, and good excercise.

I was thinking exactly this, but was wondering how to phrase it!
good one jammy dodger!

smiles

ew.

Sorry, this has been discussed enough.

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