lonely b@stard

stira64

my problem is that its been around a year since ive been near a girl and it is killing me!! it is actually ripping me to shreds! i am going insane, i really am. every woman i see i wanna screw! its made all the more horribly depressing by the fact that i wont go out for another month and then i probably wont even score!!

so how do i go about gettin some action next time i go out?

should i just hit on every girl that i see? i assume that girls dont wanna be hit on 24:7, so i dont wanna be an asshole!

like, what is a girls goal when she goes out? for me it is actually just to score. nothing else. kinda pathetic, i know. i usually try to get with a girl , mess it up get drunk and then get depressed.

advice, advice, dispense advice.





rule number 9: WATCH OUT!

Cake Fiend

Well, there are certain places to go if all you're worried about is scoring (Zanizibar, TramCo, Coppers and the like (assuming you're in Dublin)). But tbh I generally find I'm more likely to score if I'm not specifically out to score - as in I'm only worried about having a laugh with mates or whatever. I assume it's something to do with being relaxed and 'being yourself' or whatever crap, rather than seeming totally desperate to potential shag-partners in a boozy woozy haze in some craphole club.
Try going out and acting like you don't give a sh1t whether you score or not and see if there's any improvement. And try not to cream your pants in five seconds if you do get some after so long.

Caesar_Bojangle

like, what is a girls goal when she goes out? for me it is actually just to score. nothing else. kinda pathetic, i know. i usually try to get with a girl , mess it up get drunk and then get depressed.

Spanking 'it', usually cheers me up.

Come on man, dont act like a gigolo by desperately trying it on with every girl in the club. The other girls who you have yet to get around to, will notice this and write you off as as a slut when their 'lucky' turn comes. My friend lives by this method, for every hundredth girl he may get one number which never seems to be their real number

misswex

The reason your not scoring is because you are going out and acting like a sad try-hard and most girls will tend to run a mile from guys like that!!

Simple

Wook

'In Dublin' magazine has some nice phonenumbers where the woman are willing and able.
costs money though

Mercury_Tilt

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misswex

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
What the fúck do you need a woman for? They will all cause you more torment than you need. Even when you are happy you will be tormented.

If you are hanging out for a shag that bad hire a lady of the night. Why waste your time chasing a woman?

One day you will wake up and they all of a sudden have a “drawer” in your house.

For company buy a dog. If it’s a female dog you might be able to kill two birds with one stone.

Don’t be doing it with a male dog. Yuk! That’s like just sick!

God your so bitter and twisted

Big Chief

For company buy a dog. If it’s a female dog you might be able to kill two birds with one stone.

lol

my problem is that its been around a year since ive been near a girl and it is killing me!!

you ever thought about actually just talking to women instead of trying to 'hit on them' constantly?

Mac daddy

Take a trip down to leeson street on any night of the week.
Or else wait outside the burlington hotel for around ten minutes i'm positve some lovely lady from romania :eek: will come over to you :rolleyes:

Or else ditch all the cheesy chat up lines and just be yourself, instead of trying to be some kind of a don guan.
And maybe lower your standards in what you are looking for you could just be going for the girls who are out of your league

Mercury_Tilt

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Tusky

http://chat.yahoo.com SAYBAR S0X !!!!! :rolleyes: ooooo baby

misswex

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Indeedy.

You don’t know the half of it.(not that there is any way you would) Your side of the species are evil. The like of you and others being all suspicious of being asked a simple question as to your vertical limitations don’t help with the sweetening and un twisting that I probably require.

I should really post anonymously here and tell my tales of woe. But as I’ve said before. The only time Ill post on PI about my problems is after a successful suicide attempt.

So we're all evil because of your previous experiences - oh please
:rolleyes:

By the way, I wasn't suspicious about the whole vertical limitations thing, think we just got our wires crossed but I'm EVIL so whatever

Mercury_Tilt

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Beruthiel

Don’t be doing it with a male dog. Yuk! That’s like just sick!

lol, right Mercie
the rest of your relpy was perfectly acceptable....


on topic
ya get yourself a hooker 'cos I can see your 'I desperately need a shag' sign from here! an' I ain't no piece of meat

ferdi

Originally posted by Mac daddy
Or else ditch all the cheesy chat up lines and just be yourself, instead of trying to be some kind of a don guan.
And maybe lower your standards in what you are looking for you could just be going for the girls who are out of your league

i'm in the same boat (stira is a friend of mine). we dont use chat up lines, we go up to girls, say - "so....." then realise we've nothing to say and then we go get tanked. we are the biggest pair of pathetic b@stards you have ever witnessed, hahaha:rolleyes:

without trying to sound too full of ourselves, neither of us are that bad looking, when cleaned up we can look quite good infact.

i dont know what our problem is, any help?

ferdi

oh yeah, WATCH OUT!

stira64

im "bitter and twisted"?
thats some observation dude! you must be some sorta genius!!!
anyway i dont go up to hundreds of girls and try chat em up. i go up to like one (if i can actually muster the balls), get shot down and then get more drunk.

i like that advice about going out without the intention of scoring, that does actually work.

mavedic

Maybe try not being so drunk when you go and talk to a girl. I hate it when really drunk guys come over and try to talk to you... its just not the way I want to get to know someone. The dance floor is a pretty good way of scoring - just get your groove on and dance over to some girl you like the look of - works like a charm if you can dance well. Generally looking desperate will get you nowhere with most girls who would be otherwise interested, just try to be yourself and have a laugh with your mates. It looks much more attractive.

Caesar_Bojangle

I'd feel so bitter afterwards if a paid a whore for the aul in-out in-out. She’d be getting as much enjoyment out of it as i am, so she should be the one handing over the cash, after all a good man is hard to come by – no pun intended.

Calibos

The dance floor is a pretty good way of scoring - just get your groove on and dance over to some girl you like the look of - works like a charm if you can dance well

While on the subject. When is a female bum backing into you a come on or not?? I've lost count of the amount of times girls have done this to me and not on an overcrowded dancefloor and I don't even mean booty shakin' like you see on Garage nights either. The rest of the lads will give me a wink as if to say, "whahay you're in their mate". I'll lightly put my hands on her hips and she'll turn around and give me a funny look and then they move away and dance with their mates. Am I reading signals wrong or are they just teasing. TBH I'm cr*p at reading signals. ie. This stranger just kissed me and I'll think, maybe she thought I was someone else!;)

disco_rob_funk

"it's been business doing pleasure with you", said the hooker.

Caesar_Bojangle

On the subject of the dance floor, why do fat girls always take their attractive friend away just as your about to go in for the kill? I've danced with many girls, who willingly let me grab and fondle their ass, boobies and bellybutton whilst on the dance floor. But then her fat friend interrupts and they walk off to take a piss together.

stira64

i guess its cos i usually have the wrong attitude when im out.

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- ehhh, no thanks, not here. Gordon

Sposs

Originally posted by stira64
i guess its cos i usually have the wrong attitude when im out. doesnt matter though, <modsnip>

you sick Fùck :eek: