Most Memorable Movie Quotes

Kai

I have loads but heres a few :

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Bill Munny, Unforgiven.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Scarface..

Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.

Naked gun 2 1/2 - The Smell of fear.

And the Best one for me :
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya. And when you swallow mine you gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crow bar.
Boggs: Where do you get this ****?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant ****?

The Shawshank Redemption.

Got em here.
http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

Captain Trips

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle".

Kalina

"Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash!!!"

Kalina

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...

Ferris: ...it is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

bringitdown

Hmm:

Scarface, cc: "You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend."

Memento, Leonard Shelby: "She's gone and the present is trivia which I scribble on these ****ing notes."

Donnie Darko, Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

Jurassic Park, John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. "
Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. "


So many...

Pigman II

you can't beat Glengarry for quotes!


Ricky Roma: You filed it, that puts me over the darn top, I want my Cadillac! I don't wanna hear no darn doodoo and I don't give a doodoo! Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car.

Ricky Roma: Where'd you learn your trade you stupid flipping cad? You idiot!

Ricky Roma: You are here to help us... does that seem clear to you? That's your job... To help us, not to flip us up... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You man of questionable sexuality! You company man!

Shelley Levene: What the hell are you? You're a darn secretary! Flip you! That's my message to ya: flip you and you can kiss my botty and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, flip you.

Kai

Boss: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Kai

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

tman

Originally posted by bringitdown

Donnie Darko, Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"[/B]

beat me to it:) , class quote from a class film.

scarface - i got two things in this world my fren, my word and my balls, an i don't break neither of them for nobody

ronin - now if you don't mind i think i'll pass out for a while (after giving a vet instructions on how to operate on his bullet wound)

Pepe LeFrits

You're my boy Blue, you're my boy!

You're crazy, i like you, but you're crazy!

I see Blue, He looks glorious!

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

We're going streaking!

You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

Lemming

From Dusk 'Till Dawn

G.Clooney. - Were you giving that pig signals?

Store Guy - No!!

G.C. - Are you calling my brother a liar?

S.G. - No. I'm simply saying that if I was scratching I don't remember scratching, and if I was scratching it's not because I'm signalling the cop, it's because I'm f*cking scared sh*tless!!

Look, you asked me to act natural and I'm trying to act natural. Given the circumstances I think I should be given a f*cking academy award!!

Funky

Donnie Darko : "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Asuka

Heh, that From Dusk til Dawn quote reminded me:

'The question is, are you a washed up preacher? Or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God?'

A

Frank Grimes

Bond's always great for quotes:

Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

And from Diamonds are Forever when Plenty O'Toole (the name's a quote itself!) gets thrown out a window and lands in a pool:

James Bond: Exceptionally fine shot.
Goon: I didn't know there was a pool down there!

And from Reservoir Dogs:

MR. BLONDE: I told 'em not to touch the alarm. They touched it. I blew 'em full of holes. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not it, they'd still be alive.

MR. WHITE: That's your excuse for going on a kill crazy rampage?

MR. BLONDE: I don't like alarms.

Asuka

I preferred these from Reservoir Dogs:

'Is it bad?'
'As opposed to good?'

'You kill anybody?'
'A couple of cops'
'Any real people?'
'Just cops'

A

Ajos

Sweet Smell of Success, best dialogue in the world.

Steve: Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels!

JJ Hunsecker: I wouldn't want to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie filled with arsenic.

JJ Hunsecker: You're dead, son. Get yourself buried.

JJ Hunsecker: My right hand hasn't seen my left hand in years.

Hmmm, writing it down doesn't really do it justice. You really need Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis saying it.

Blaas

The mad black lad in Predator:

" I don't care who you are back in civilisation. But you give away our position one more time, and I'll bleed you, bleed you real bad, leave you here....got that?"


...or even better, same film:

"Jesse - you're bleeding"
"....I aint got time to bleed"

Some man.

flangeman

Its a terrible film but for some reason it has some great quotes

Broken Arrow

Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often ther's actually a term for it.

Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

Kalina

A classic, spoken by a true genius- Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Kalina

This is my favourite one- Toy Story
Buzz:- Unidirectional bonding strip.
Toy:- Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
Woody:- Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz:- What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
Woody:- And another thing: stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Buzz:- Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody:- Oh-ho-ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz:- Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody:- Oh, yeah, tough guy?

(Woody opens Buzz's space helmet, Buzz writhes on his knees, thinks he's finished... then realises)

Buzz:- The air... isn't toxic! How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets.
Woody:- You actually think you're THE Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz:- You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody:- Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look! An alien!
Buzz:- Where?

tman

alrighty, here's a challenge for yis...

a hard house tune i have, "bulletproof - mistakes", has a vocal sample that sounds a lot like jack nicholson...


"women, a mistake... or did he do it to us on purpose? because i really want to know, because if it's a mistake maybe we can do something about it... find a cure, build up our immune systems (maniacal laugh)... 20 push ups a day and you never have to be afflicted with women ever again!!!"

anybody know what film that's from???

/edit
ah never mind, jah bless google:)
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/witches2.html
the witches of eastwick, natch

Slutmonkey57b

Holy Grail: Entire film

"She's got... Huuge... tracts of land!"



Life of Brian: Entire film

"Romanes eunt domus? People called Romans they go the house?"

"He's not the Messiah..."


NB: DON'T post glengarry quotes if you're going to sanitise them.

bombidol

"Favour Kill You Quicka than a bullet man"

Guess that one