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Terms For Female Masterbation

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  • 21-06-2003 9:03pm
    #1
    mate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭


    5 Digit Disco

    Buzzing the honey hole

    Backslappin' Betty

    Bailing out the Gravy Boat

    Beaver bashin'

    Bouncing the bearded clam

    Buffing the box

    Buffing the jewel
    Bush wacking

    Buttering up the whisker biscuit

    Clam twiddlin' jamboree

    Critter crammin'

    Damming the beaver

    Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone

    Diddling miss daisy
    Diggin' for clams
    Digitis Erectus
    Double Clicking Your Mouse
    Fig fickling
    Fingering the fountain
    Flicking the bean
    Flicking the minnow
    Friday night lip service
    Frosting the muffin of love
    Giving yourself the finger
    Going for the gooey duct
    Impeaching Bush
    Inspect-her-gadget
    Janeing Off!
    Juicing the clam
    Let your fingers do the walking
    Lip smacking
    Menage a'moi
    Osolating the oyster
    Parting the Beef Curtains
    Petting the kitty
    Petting the bearded clam
    Petting the petunia
    Piddly Diddler
    Playing the squeezebox
    Pokin' the pie
    Polishing the little pink pearl
    Pumping the kooter
    Punchin' the chipmunk
    Reading in Braille
    Riding the clitorisauras
    Romancing thy own
    Roughing up the suspect
    Scrubbing the knob
    Self-guided tuna boat tour
    Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
    Smashing the Skunk Guts
    Spanking Lucy
    Stroking the newt
    Ticklin' the taco
    Tissue tickling
    Thumping the bunny
    Twirling the pearl
    Unbuttoning the fur coat
    Warming the wrist rocket


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    #2
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    lol ur a bit of a sick ****


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    #3
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    i have to agree with zero

    you've got way too much time amoung other things on yer hands


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    #4
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    :rolleyes:


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    #5
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Originally posted by bozzie
    i have to agree with zero

    you've got way too much time amoung other things on yer hands
    You need a hobby.


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    #6
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    You need a hobby.

    Yeah. Spend less time thinking of phrases, more time actually masturbating!


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    #7
    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,483 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Menage a'moi
    LOL... in fairness, some of them are pretty clever! :)

    - Dave.


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    #8
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    Originally posted by simu
    Yeah. Spend less time thinking of phrases, more time actually masturbating!

    LOL:D :D


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    #9
    zAbbo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    highly unlikely these are originals, they seem very americanny, prolly got them thru an email

    my fave is
    fingering teh beyatch


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    #10
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hmmm, my favorite isnt on the list, but it would have to be:

    Batteries last longer

    or

    I get pleasure from a feather since the drink made him sink

    but thats just my take on the situation.

    :rolleyes:


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    #11
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Warming the wrist rocket

    that's kind of a weird one.....


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    #12
    blackadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭blackadder


    ahem...

    'beanflicking'
    'double clicking the mouse'


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    #13
    DriftingRain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    I just don't know about those....LOL


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