Apologies To Anyone From Limerick!!

Kavs · 21-06-2003 3:01pm #1

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> > Q: If you see limerick man on a bike, why should you never
> > Swerve to hit him?
> > A: It's probably your bike.
> >
> > Q: What do you call limerick man in a suit?
> > A: The accused.
> >
> > Q: Why does the River Shannon run through Limerick?
> > A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a limerick man in a three-bed semi?
> > A: A burglar.
> >
> > Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick?
> > A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
> >
> > Q: What do you say to a limerick man on a bike?
> > A: Stop thief!
> >
> > Q: What do you say to a limerick man in a uniform?
> > A: Big Mac and fries please.
> >
> > Q: What's the first question at a limerick pub quiz night ?
> > A: What are you looking at sham?
> >
> > Q: What do you call someone from limerick in a White Nike
Shellsuit?
> > A: The Bride
> >
> >
> > *****No limericans were actually harmed during the compiling
> > of this email. All characters are fictional and any
> > similarity to any Sham, living in or out of prison or
> > dead is purely coincidental!*****