GAA Phrasebook

Kavs

HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fairbit of
effort into it

BOLLIX----Pat Spillane or any Meath players
or supporters

MIGHTY---Very good
>
> HAMES---A right ****e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that
> chance"
>
> TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent e.g.-
> "Show him some timber"
>
> LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar,
> missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"
>
> A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and
> hope for random acts of violence -e.g-Meath supporters
>
>
> SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of
> surgical procedures -- e.g.-"That ****e from Tipp
> took a schkelp outta me
> leg"
>
> HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer
> instincts
>
> BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after
> I lamped him"
>
> BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull
> thick after I lamped him again"
>
> JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has
> to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"
>
> THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bull****ters in
> general
>
> BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz
> me arm is bushted"
>
>
> THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player
>
>
> HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the
> sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles,
> usually contains half a pound of butter
>
>
> RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually
> pints of Guinness the night before an important match
>
>
> INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What
> was that for referee?
>
>
> YA BOLLIX YA---Corner back's formal
> recognition of a score by his opponent
>
>
> LEH-IT-IN-TA-****-WUD-YA---Full forwards
> appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of
> the pass
>
> MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for
> matches
>
> BURST THE BOLLIX---Instructions from the
> sideline to tackle your man
>
>
> ROW---Disagreement involving four or more
> players
>
> MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams,
> including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping
> fences
>
> ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues
> out in the parking area or dressing room areas,
> usually resolved by the Gardai

de5p0i1er

LOL, Best thread I've read in a long time, keep 'em comming.