Guide to the Counties

Acidflash

Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, puritanical papists.
Hobbies: Discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting blackbalcvavas.

Kerry = stupid but loveable.
Hobbies: Gaelic football, scraping pig feotus off their wellies and
chain-smoking

Wicklow north = sports car driving country snobs (Greystones,Enniskerry)
Hobbies: Sticking their noses in the air and referring to themselves as “one”

Wicklow south = sheep shaggers.
Hobbies: Sitting in field with their
neighbors and talking about the “banjaxed hydraulics on the JCB”,collecting thedole

Dublin north = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, easy women,unmarried mothers, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste.
Hobbies: Heroin and watching serials numbers being filed off stolen BWM’s, doing hand-breakers.

Dublin south = west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women.
Hobbies: Depok Shropa. colonic irrigation and sleeping with their best friends spouse

Limerick = violent, racist scum of the earth, plays rugby, knife-wielding prost1tutes.
Hobbies: stabbing each other with screwdrivers and then complaining about their city’s bad reputation.

Donegal = looks down on all-others, aloof.
Hobbies: Turing their noses up at all and sundry

Cork = jealous of Dubliners, highly-sexualized women.
Hobbies: Standing at the side of the Motorway and
making smug faces at the cars with Dublin plates

Tipperary = beautiful pristene girls, but hard to get into bed but worth it if you can because that County does not have two different Ridings for nothing!
Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents do not find out.

Meath = Dublin wannabe’s.
Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin actually noticing

Galway City = sophisticated boggers could be mistaken for a South Dubliner, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy.
Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, paying a million pounds for a three-bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

Kildare = creme de la creme.
Hobbies: home of golf, football and horse racing racing.

Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrates as soon as the umbilical chord is cut.
Hobbies: Dropping a lighted cigarette on his mattress and then being burned alive in a Cricklewood boarding house so he can have his remains flown back to Knock Airport for burial.

Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits, beautiful girls (Dundalk).
Hobbies: Tearing trough Castleblaney at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodlka from falling out the window.

Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks.
Hobbies: Calling a strike

Clare = fiddle playing charming simpletons and more recently, neo-nazi’s.
Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again

Sligo = go-getters, strong sense of free enterprise, likes to make cash.
Hobbies: get rich and b*llix to everything else

Kilkenny = harmless innocent alcholics.
Hobbies: Sending their only son to fashion college in Dublin and then wondering why he never brings girls home and why he is always looking in the Brown Thomas catalogue?

Carlow = who cares?
Hobbies: Move to Dublin and then best forgotten about

Offaly = mad for playing sports and having fun, generally liked.
Hobbies: To win a pub

Longford = Gombeen men
Hobbies: Legalizing bestiality

Laois = the real boggers and proud of it generally held in high esteem by Dubliners.
Hobbies: Living a honest life and collected EU development grants

Westmeath = Mysterious boggers, cryptic.
Hobbies: Try unsuccessfully, to get noticed

Wexford = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible
Dubliners out for a drive in the country.
Hobbies: Ripping off tourists is more than enough

Monaghan = angry people
Hobbies = being angry

irishman_abroad

Kildare = creme de la creme.

Hobbies: home of golf, football and horse racing racing.

Wonder where youre from lol........

NeoSlicerZ

indeed IM

BlitzKrieg

Tipperary = beautiful pristene girls, but hard to get into bed but worth it if you can because that County does not have two different Ridings for nothing!
Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents do not find out.



-Glad tipp got away with little harrasement.

Very proud of my county i am. And the accent comment it true. I've lost mine.




I think from my experiance gimps should be slipped somewhere in there for kildare...

bozzie

Wexford = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible
Dubliners out for a drive in the country.
Hobbies: Ripping off tourists is more than enough

yer damn right tis great fun to rip off ye other people with "fresh" fruit

de5p0i1er

LOL, there are some good ones in there.

Tyrrial

Monaghan = angry people
Hobbies = being angry

it's so true it hurts

nanook

and what happened to leitrim

ahem.

Sposs

Kildare = creme de la creme.

So True