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This ones bad, but kinda funny

  • 19-06-2003 12:10pm
    #1
    Raz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by the chicken or egg joke thread :)

    ----
    Two eggs were in a frying pan together and one say to the other,
    "Jebus, it's hot in here!"
    The other egg replies,


    "AGGGGHHHH! A TALKING EGG!!!!!"

    :D


Comments

  • #2
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    originally posted by Raz
    This ones bad,

    I agree completely:ninja: ;):p


  • #3
    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭irishman_abroad


    Its better if you use sausages


  • #4
    Tellox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    its sad,Im laughing :(


  • #5
    MoSeS_.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭MoSeS_.


    it's not as bad as:
    What's the difference between an orange and an apple ?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You can't wash a window with a shovel!





    Don't think too hard about it, there's no subtle underlying humor there.


  • #6
    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    you could if you tied a wet rag around the top of it and socked it in windowlene


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  • #7
    NeoSlicerZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Kill him , kill him now!


  • #8
    MoSeS_.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭MoSeS_.


    Did you hear the one about the deaf guy ?
    No ?
    Neither did he....


  • #9
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Did you hear the one about the paraplegic Juggler? He dropped all the paraplegics!


  • #10
    Dar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 763 ✭✭✭Dar


    You hear about the dyslexic pimp?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    He bought a warehouse.


  • #11
    Wolf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    The origional of that one was this...

    Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this CJD stuff?"

    The other Cow chews his cud for a while and looks around... the he says "FUCCKING HELL A TALKING COW!!!"


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  • #12
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Originally posted by Dar
    You hear about the dyslexic pimp?
    roffle, that's a good one.
    i'll have to add that to my repertoir (sp???) of one liners


  • #13
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    The origional of that one was this...

    Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this CJD stuff?"

    The other Cow chews his cud for a while and looks around... the he says "FUCCKING HELL A TALKING COW!!!"

    and the original of that was:

    Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this Mad Cow disease stuff?"

    "I'm not worried that's only for cows and I'm a girraffe"


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