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  • 19-06-2003 11:00am
    #1
    cowlren
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭


    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
    They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
    their business behind a head stone or something.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
    panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was
    wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
    but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
    on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They
    then made off for home.

    The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
    "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last
    night without her panties."

    "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
    between her ass that said 'From all the lads at the fire station.
    We'll never forget you'."


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