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Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever

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  • 19-06-2003 10:54am
    #1
    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

    The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette
    with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off,
    grabs the sheet, rolls over and says; "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question"


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    sikes
    Registered Users Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭sikes


    wtf?


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    #3
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


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    #4
    irishman_abroad
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    another timeless question answered on the humour board


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    #5
    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭irishman_abroad


    another timeless qoestion answered on the humour board


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    #6
    Static
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Static


    How did the chicken cross the moebius strip?...



    ... I'll get my coat.


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    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    :confused: me is confused


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    #8
    fisty
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    philosophy confuses stupid people, don't take it too hard.


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    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    Originally posted by Static
    How did the chicken cross the moebius strip?...



    ... I'll get my coat.

    Riiiigght ....
    I got the pun ... "which came first, the chicken or the egg" ...
    [pedantic]
    Static has me scratching my head though ... because anyone or anything can cross a moebius strip, but you will be on it forever if you were walking along it....
    [/pedantic]


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    #10
    fisty
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    In a big inflatable chair.


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    #11
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    according to fisty:..philosophy confuses stupid people, don't take it too hard.

    it isn't the philosophy... its the joke:ninja:


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    AL][EN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    lol good joke i got it right away but my mate besides me still hasnt gotten it :D


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    #13
    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D


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    #14
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    I got it straight away, but thats my sick mind for you..
    :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    It's not fun being an egg...

    You only come once and it's in a box with five others,
    You only get hard once, and then someone tries to break you head open.


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    MrNuked
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    old joke

    btw the egg came first because chickens are descended from lizards and lizards lay eggs.
    :o


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    #17
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    That's an old one man.


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    #18
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by de5p0i1er
    That's an old one man.

    very old... very, very old..


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