Young Couple

Kone

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife
throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have
great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going
to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but
until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings
the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid
their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month
overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from
the electric company.

"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"

"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
offices the first thing the next morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my
wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

SoundWave

hehe

TomTom

thats very good

Tyrrial

funny...:)

NeoSlicerZ

rofl