Corniest Arnie Quote

adser53

The man may be an action legend but he did say some of the corniest lines in movie history.Dont get me wrong but he's worse than james bond for saying something stupid. heres some of my faves, add as many as you can:

"Stick around"- Predator (sticks a fella to a three with a knife)

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"- Commando (Says this as he holds Sully by the leg over a cliff)

"Let Off some steam"-Commando (After he kills Bennet by impailing him on a steam pipe)

"I'm a cop you IDIOT!!!!"

"Im going to ask you a bunch of questions"

"I need yo clothes, yo boots und yo motocycle"

"BULLSH1T BENNET"

bringitdown

"She'll be back"

This single line has destroyed any anticipation I had for T3

CuLT

Originally posted by bringitdown
"She'll be back"

This single line has destroyed any anticipation I had for T3

exactly what i was going to post.

Robbo

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Used to best effect in that series of prank phonecalls that did the rounds a few years ago. Like Vietnam, you had to have been there.

Tusky

theres a FILM board yah know - jeeeeez louise

Nemici

Yeah I liked in Commando when he droped the guy off the cliff and the chick says what happened to him and arnie says:

"I let him go"

Sposs

"i'll be back"


Course you will!!!!!!!!

WhiteWashMan

'Consider dat a divorce'

to sharon stone in total recall after he shoots her in the head.

Tyrrial

i find it more difficult to think of any lines that he's said that arn't in any way corny

Kali

why dont you make like a tree and get outta here!

not arnie but apt... maybe.

lordsippa

The best Arnie line was that prank call he got... "Who da fu<k is this? Motha fu<ka i'm gonna kick yo oss! Yo think that funny huh?"

or some such. Ah... what a big dumb muscle bound, could kick my ass anyday, ex Mr. Universe he is.

Caesar_Bojangle

Pretend you are arnie


Must be said in an americanised austrian accent for proper effect


"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

or


"I’m gonna ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediately"

tman

Originally posted by Robbo
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Used to best effect in that series of prank phonecalls that did the rounds a few years ago. Like Vietnam, you had to have been there.

i was going to post that.
i think ebaumsworld.com still have a few of the arnie soundboards & prank calls.

i can't remember excactly how this one goes, it's from the running man:

"Killian, i'm going to ram my fist down your throat and rip out your spleen!!!"

or some of his one liners "hat happened to buzzsaw?" - "he had to split":D
priceless

TomTom

i think the let off some steam bennett is brillant, stuck in my mind.
commando has the most corniest moments in it

Giblet

Well you better make room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your Stomach!

oeNeo

"I eat Green Beret's for breakfast"

Ooh how I roffled.

nadir

ahh
Ur missing the ultimate arnie quote, although not really in the cornie catagory

From Conan the Barbarian:
when asked what is best in life:

Crush your enemies,
see them driven before you,
and hear the lamentation of their women.

Tazzle

Originally posted by nadir

Crush your enemies,
see them driven before you,
and hear the lamentation of their women.

haha, been so long since I saw that

Karl Hungus

Up and at them!

UP AND AT THEM!


Not Arnie, but ****ing class.

Space Coyote

What about the other classic Commando quote...
Arnie's sitting on the plane...he just broke the guy's neck...and he says to the stewardess...

"He's dead...tired"

and from Total Recall...

Douglas Quaid: "If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"

DerekD Goldfish

Youre laces are untied
I will check
a few hours later
on closer inspection these are loafers
Its reiner wolfcastle but same difference
and AngelWhore it was
Instructor: Up and atom
Reiner/Arnie: Up and at them
Instructor: Up and atom
Reiner/Arnie: Up and at them
Instructor: Up and atom
Reiner/Arnie: Up and at them
Instructor: better
also wolfcastle

nadir

in the simpsos, do they also refer to arnie as mc bain, in one episode? and clint eastwood is like mc garnigan or something like that!!!

DerekD Goldfish

McBain is a character reiner wolfcastle played

Amz

McGarnigle is the name of the Clint Eastwood type character

Chief : You're off the case McGarnigle

McGarnigle: No you're off your case chief

Chief : What the hell does that mean?

Homer : It means he gets results you stupid chief!

Lisa : Sit down dad.

and so on and so forth, World without end amen

Thorbar

Anything Arnie said as Iceman in batman was a ****ing joke.

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_b007.htm

BigEejit

Originally posted by DerekD Goldfish
McBain is a character reiner wolfcastle played

Now THATS what you call a simpsons fan

PS .. I've robbed one of the quotes for my sig ... heehee

Wolf

Iceman "Der will be a fweezzee tonight!"

Predator "Whats wrong pushing too many pencils Dutch"

But the best is where he is talking to himself in the 5th element and hes says "Well enough of this intellectual conversation."

SirLemonhead

Originally posted by Wolf
Iceman "Der will be a fweezzee tonight!"

Predator "Whats wrong pushing too many pencils Dutch"

Didn't he say this to Carl Weathers character? Dillon? Dutch was the name of Arnies character.

But the best is where he is talking to himself in the 5th element and hes says "Well enough of this intellectual conversation." [/B]

Arnie wasn't in the 5th Element.....

About the "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast" quote..does he add "and right now i'm very hungry!" on at the end?

I shudder when I think of him saying "my nipples are very sensitive" Damn I hate Junior

commandz

"Im detective john kimble, Im a cop you idiot!"

Kindergarten Cop

Wolf

Originally posted by MasterOfSolos
Arnie wasn't in the 5th Element.....

Soz I meant the 6th Day was it called ? That one about the cloning

lordsippa

Terrifyingly there ARE MacBain movies. I've seen a copy of one in a video store a while back... Ain't seen it though.

Typedef

Danko: "I do NOT want to touch his ass.. I want to make him TALK!".

Red Heat.

DerekD Goldfish

Terrifyingly there ARE MacBain movies

Is this true are they staring arnie? I have to get one just for the so bad its good factor.

Giblet

Mc BAin is a Christopher Walken film though, they're only similar in name.