Dark Closet

Nemici

A woman brings her lover over during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
n the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".

Chief

Feckin brilliant! read that one out loud to the whole office and the nearly died... QUALITY

Sauron

lol funny

Tyrrial

it's been posted a lot, but never stops being funny

Mac daddy

that was only posted a week ago me thinks still a good one though

de5p0i1er

just goes to show what preists will do if given the chance.

Nemici

Originally posted by de5p0i1er
just goes to show what preists will do if given the chance.

Yeah P.R.I.E.S.T.

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Ivan

Originally posted by Nemici

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".

I dont mean to sound stupid or over analze the joke too much.

But I was wondering :

Is this reference saying that the womans lover is the priest or saying that the boy is blackmailing the priest in the same manner by saying he'll claim the priest will molested him or something.
Or is it just some entirely different that I have missed. I've heard this joke before and I just wondered so I figured I'd ask this time.

Thanks

BoobeR

ROFL! me and my m8 nearly died, i fell off my chair laughing .Should make it into a little johnny joke!!:D:D