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12 Priests

  • 11-06-2003 10:14am
    #1
    Mr E
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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained as he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

    She proceeded down the line with no reaction from any of the priests, until she got to the last priest in the line ( Carlos ).

    As she danced his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and clattered to the ground.

    Embarassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up.

    All the other bells began to ring........


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