Early Mitch Hedberg

one of the funniest comedians ever, just random witticisms and observations., some classic jokes:

"I saw a wino eating some grapes, I was like "dude you gotta wait""

"My pants are holding up my belt and my belt is holding up my pants, I dunno whats going on down there, who's the real hero in this?"

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.'"

"I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs."

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right."

"My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on."

hedberg always reminded me of this guy - Mike Davis - in his delivery. the only difference being the sharp objects *ping*

That's probably the first time I've sat through 9 minutes of a comedian and not laughed once.

I think this is Mitch at his best.

If you like Mitch Hedberg, I think Demetri Martin is the closest to him in terms of the types of jokes they say