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Blowing the beans in the face

  • 18-04-2003 12:31PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942
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    What do woman realy think of this,
    skangers swallow
    And other birds won't let you do it.
    But yet again these other birds expect you to go down on them,
    What do you think of this:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 TheWolf
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    Originally posted by Mac daddy
    What do woman realy think of this,
    skangers swallow
    And other birds won't let you do it.
    But yet again these other birds expect you to go down on them,
    What do you think of this:D

    I for one think that it is a load of s***e

    Every woman is different. Some like A, some like B, and at the end of the day, it depends who your with.

    Saying that "only scangers swallow" is completly in the wrong mate. Some women like it, some dont. Its their choice at the end of the day :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 po0k
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    Apparently the taste changes depending on your diet, specificly related to sugar intake.
    ie: less sugar makes it less salty.
    I don't mind if the girl spits, but if you've gone to town on her wobbly bits I think you'd expect her to brush her teeth with your paste now and again.


    In your post you seemed to concentrate on the spits/swallows issue, but the topic heading is more like "Is Harry On The Boat" :)


    And again, if ye're so eager to have her suck your juices out, ask her to snowball you :)
    Will bring ye closer together if anything else..... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 yossarin
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 s10
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    she was surprised/??/
    she thought it was great ( i was great ,she just lay there)
    women
    & the reason i told her ,, wait for it .....
    for she told me last week about her ex (who had a stiff weiner problem ) or lack of stiff ,,.,.,..,.,,
    & the tricks she used to do for him to help him get it up ,.,.,,.ahhh
    brought tears to my eyes .,.,.,.
    & all she does is lay there.,.,. taking it ,.,.
    Women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 smiles
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    The idea that skangers swallow and everyone else wont let you.... *rofl*

    Sounds like you've not gotten any and you're trying to explain why....

    Not a personal issue.... but where do i send it? Humanaties... maybe.

    << Fio >>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 po0k
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    Humour


    if only for the thread title..... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 LegacyUser
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    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,562 leeroybrown
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    Originally posted by SyxPak
    Apparently the taste changes depending on your diet, specificly related to sugar intake.

    On the plus side, Beer apparrently can sometimes to give it a more pleasant sweet taste. Mines a pint ... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 TheWolf
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    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.

    "MotherBanger". How appropriate. You sound like the "delightful" :rolleyes: type there mate. Never hear of manners?
    Manner: ...(in pl) behaviour in social intercourse (good, bad, etc manners); polite social behaviour, habits indicating good social breeding...

    You could always ask nicely, MB, it's a bit more acceptable than your aformentioned plan. Just curious, how often has that worked for you without her retaliating by kicking you in the crotch? Outside of your imagination, that is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38 AngelAine


    What this chica thinks...

    Before I became involved in a long term relationship I have to admit the thought of swallowing didn't appeal to me. I associated it with slappers but then again I associated the whole act with that!

    However not anymore....I don't mind him cuming all over me, its a turn on but swallowing still doesn't appeal. I think it tastes horrible and the idea of something shooting into my mouth is the part I don't like.

    You seem to think going down on a girl is the same. Its not really cos' all you are gettting down there is juices and we don't exactly knock your eye.... firing cum all over you.....

    It really is up to a girl...Dribbling it out of my mouth works wonders for my boyfriend!! I recommend it....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,217 Sangre
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    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.

    Lmao!
    Did no one else find this fúcking hilarious??

    Brilliant stuff!! :D:D


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 CuLT
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    Yeh Sangre, class stuff ;) . Pink Torpedo is a new name to me...

    (/me ads to list)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 superconor
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    Yeh Sangre, class stuff . Pink Torpedo is a new name to me...
    lol, Euphemisms rule...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 479 phoenix2181
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    quote:
    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.


    go on my son!!! but really no matter how funny it would be, the punch to the knackers would be dire, espcially just after shooting your load


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,719 Victor
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    Originally posted by SyxPak
    I don't mind if the girl spits
    But ye gotta worry when she gargles ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 LegacyUser
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    *snip*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 Wolf
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    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.

    Im still laughing :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 The Saint
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    Well, it is the difference between liking and loving, isnt it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 Mark
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    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.

    POTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 Mac daddy
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    Originally posted by MotherBanger
    Yes, most girls do not like it but why give them the choice? If I'm thrusting into a girl who I think would say 'no' if I asked could I apply the jizz to her face, I just whip it out and whip up a frenzy on her face, no questions asked. She'll be so overwhelmed by what a positive experience it was that you'll be flying high in no time again as she chows down on your pink torpedo.

    Very good my son, thats a new one for the books, the pink tornado:D :p :ninja:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 mirv
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    Torpedo even.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 Cake Fiend
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    MotherBanger clearly gets it regularly :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 po0k
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    Originally posted by Victor
    But ye gotta worry when she gargles ;)


    hehhehe :)

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