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Glow-in-the-dark condoms,

  • 06-11-2004 11:23PM
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    FranknFurter
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    :eek: :eek:
    Have u EVER seen anything as scary!!! twas like return of the jedi!!
    gr8 fun goung "vfoom" at eachother after the laughing died down tho! ;);)

    scariest contraceptive device uv ever seen? ;)

    ;)


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  • #2
    Sarky
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    FranknFurter wrote:
    :scariest contraceptive device uv ever seen? ;)

    Christianity.

    Actually, that's a bit unfair.

    Make it "Religion".


  • #3
    dublin_apache
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    I was using one last night with the gf, and the neighbours :rolleyes: next door knocked in and asked me not to have anymore parties and to turn off the strobe light ???


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    Gordon
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    Well, at least you can see them coming in the dark.


  • #5
    frodi
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    I used them and dublin airport rang asking us to stop as it was distracting the pilots


  • #6
    FranknFurter
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    Gordon wrote:
    Well, at least you can see them coming in the dark.
    i so wanna say in a kenneth williams voice "oooh-er, how cheesy!" lol ;)

    ;)


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  • #7
    OLDYELLAR
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    suppose if you were dealing with small equipment , itd make it easier to find eh


  • #8
    Sarky
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    I can't wait for the first cases of skin cancer "down there".


  • #9
    Stark
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    Ah yes, perfect for best mates re-enacting Darth Vader/Obiwan scenes. Or is that a bit ghey? ;)


  • #10
    Aava
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    Stark wrote:
    Ah yes, perfect for best mates re-enacting Darth Vader/Obiwan scenes. Or is that a bit ghey? ;)
    Only if they touch. :rolleyes:


  • #11
    dublin_apache
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    I know a lad with 2 lads and the women call him Darth Maul for some reason ?


    :D


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  • #12
    unkel
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    dublin_apache wrote:
    I know a lad with 2 lads

    Only when he's p!ssed ;)

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  • #13
    [CALIBUR]
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    dublin_apache wrote:
    I was using one last night with the gf, and the neighbours :rolleyes: next door knocked in and asked me not to have anymore parties and to turn off the strobe light ???


    roflmao .... :D


  • #14
    SantaHoe
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    It's another one of those "damn, wish I'd thought of that" moments.


  • #15
    Naos
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    dublin_apache wrote:
    I know a lad with 2 lads


    :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • #16
    BattlingCheese
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    ooooh pretty glowing thing!
    hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh it's back...
    what's it doing?
    ooh... oooh?? AAH!


  • #17
    Lenny
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    Haven't seen them yet
    Don't believe in using condoms they're just **** and I want full sensation
    but are they in the condom machines now or something?


  • #18
    Aava
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    dublin_apache wrote:
    I know a lad with 2 lads
    I'm afraid his sack doesn't count as a lad. :eek:

    *edit: probably the most intelligent thing I've said all day.


  • #19
    Miguel_Sanchez
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    Don't believe in using condoms they're just **** and I want full sensation

    Lenny, meet Nasty Disease
    Nasty Disease, this is Lenny.

    Enjoy.


  • #20
    FranknFurter
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    But Beware!

    Do not use them in a room which may have a hidden ninja-cat!!!!

    cats an glowing bits dont mix!!

    *limps to bed very very carefully*

    :confused:


  • #21
    monument
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    dublin_apache wrote:
    I know a lad with 2 lads

    His and yours?


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  • #22
    Sherifu
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    These sound like fun, especially for you star wars fans!
    I want some! :D


  • #23
    dublin_apache
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    monument wrote:
    His and yours?

    Yeah, what else ?


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