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Are you a spoon?

  • 28-04-2005 6:52pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461
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    Be honest? Are you? If not what sort of kitchen implement are you and justify your actions............... :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 Le Rack
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    I'm a tongs! People use me to stop themselves getting hurt by "hot water" and what not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 DrIndy
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    I may be a spoon, but I aspire to be a spatula


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 Imposter
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    DrIndy wrote:
    I may be a spoon, but I aspire to be a spatula
    You got the first 3 letters right anyway! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 koneko
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    One of them knife-sharpening yokes. Or maybe a cheese slicer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 Numina
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    This is a true story, For maths class, I do actually use a spoon.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 Shabadu
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    I am a spoon. But there is no spoon- that must mean I don't ex*ping*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 grimsbymatt
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    I'm a fish-slice, 'cause I'm the only one I know who knows what one is (with many exceptions, of course!).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ARGINITE
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    A chiefs knife, nothing you cant do with one of thoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 Sarky
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    Electric lemon-squeezer.

    The one nobody bothers with until they really really need to. And then squirts lemon juice in their eyes out of spite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 NotMe
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    ARGINITE wrote:
    A chiefs knife, nothing you cant do with one of thoes.
    Can you use it as a dildo?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 kent
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    When i was three my mum gave me a spoon to eat cereal with while carrying the spoon it cut my hand and cut my mums leg,it then landed on the floor and was just spinning round and round, as if it was somehow mocking me.

    That was my fist encounter with a spoon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 funky penguin
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    NotMe wrote:
    Can you use it as a dildo?


    S&M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 funky penguin
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    kent wrote:
    When i was three my mum gave me a spoon to eat cereal with while carrying the spoon it cut my hand and cut my mums leg,it then landed on the floor and was just spinning round and round, as if it was somehow mocking me.

    That was my fist encounter with a spoon.


    Judging by that series of unfortuate events, I'd guess it was your last?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 Le Rack
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    mmmm......
    some one said chees and then funky said S&M......
    *dirty cheeky grin*
    I like cheese but I like S&M more.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 amp
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    A spatula.


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