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The choices we make

  • 18-07-2001 1:18pm
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    Thought I'd throw this one this way .. good from one me new joke board smile.gif

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
    sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He
    appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
    She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee.
    "What's the matter, dear?", she whisperes as she steps into the room,
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up
    from his
    coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were
    only 16?" he asks solemnly.
    "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming
    easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
    my car making love?"
    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    him.
    The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
    my
    face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail
    for
    20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.
    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have ****in
    gotten out today".


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