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Tarty girl or mousy little wifey thing

  • 07-01-2013 4:27am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭


    So........


    You don't need money or anything like that. You have a choice between a sleazy, huge-boobed (WHO WON'T FCUK AROUND) trashy tart who isn't the brightest but will spend the rest of her life dressing like a hooker/stripper and riding you at every opportunity.....OR a smart, meek, boring but reluctantly pretty little thingy who is crap in bed but is a genius and adores you.

    Which do you go for?

    (forget about the whore shagging everyone.....she won't. Forget about the mouse becoming a lioness...she won't).

    Rest of your life with which one?


    BTW.....my gf is a bit of a whore......LAAAAVE it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    So........


    You don't need money or anything like that. You have a choice between a sleazy, huge-boobed (WHO WON'T FCUK AROUND) trashy tart who isn't the brightest but will spend the rest of her life dressing like a hooker/stripper and riding you at every opportunity.....OR a smart, meek, boring but reluctantly pretty little thingy who is crap in bed but is a genius and adores you.

    Which do you go for?

    (forget about the whore shagging everyone.....she won't. Forget about the mouse becoming a lioness...she won't).

    Rest of your life with which one?


    BTW.....my gf is a bit of a whore......LAAAAVE it!

    Don't suppose I can have a hybrid of the 2?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    You have a choice between a sleazy, huge-boobed (WHO WON'T FCUK AROUND) trashy tart who isn't the brightest but will spend the rest of her life dressing like a hooker/stripper and riding you at every opportunity

    She's not a sleezy tart uf she doesnae fuck aroond son - do yae oonderstand mae or will a haf tae call aroond tae yer hoose?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Not mad about the tarty big boob look look so the latter I suppose.Not much of a choice though,oh and down with this kind of thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭mickgotsick


    BTW.....my gf is a bit of a whore......LAAAAVE it!


    Well, your girlfriend satisfies the whore side of things, so the quiet, meet, smart, adoring one is perfect.


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