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An age old life question.

  • 23-04-2012 6:29pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329
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    If you have experience of working, but want to work and employers require 'experience,' how do you get a job?

    Answer that! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 Blisterman
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    Apply for it?

    I'm confused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 Eric Cartman
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    put a mate down as a reference and lie on your CV to pretend youhave experience, if your good enough at your job it will never come back on you again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 kfallon
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    If you have experience of working, but want to work and employers require 'experience,' how do you get a job?

    Answer that! :pac:

    Well done you made a balls of your question! I wouldn't be employing you for a start :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 lividduck
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    If you have experience of working, but want to work and employers require 'experience,' how do you get a job?

    Answer that! :pac:
    Eh you Have experience, they want experience, where the problem:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 phasers
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    a low cut top worked for me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 dlofnep
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    Bull****ting gets you everywhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 TeddyTedson
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    Work for free until they pay you :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 Nodferatu
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    phasers wrote: »
    a low cut top worked for me

    t*ts or no job... I'm sure it works alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 My name is URL
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    Work for free until they pay you :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 KTRIC
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    Emmm em em em







    42 :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 The King of Moo
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    Read the wikipedia page for the job.

    Twice.

    Experience is no substitute for wielding the sum total of human knowledge of the job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    Buy a good pair of knee pads



    then get on your knees and open your mouth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 saa
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    FÁS course 4 lyfe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 John Doe1
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    Take your interviewers hostage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 fasttalkerchat
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    Everyone has some sort of experience. You must have babysat for 20 mins when your mum went to the shop? Or got 2 euro for cutting your uncle's grass every month? You don't put this stuff on your CV but it shows that you did some sort of worthwhile activity if you didn't work when you were at school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 The King of Moo
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    Everyone has some sort of experience. You must have babysat for 20 mins when your mum went to the shop? Or got 2 euro for cutting your uncle's grass every month? You don't put this stuff on your CV but it shows that you did some sort of worthwhile activity if you didn't work when you were at school.

    Now the OP just has to go out and find all those grass-cutting and babysitting jobs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 El Weirdo
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    phasers wrote: »
    a low cut top worked for me
    But what about your penis?


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 Where To
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    If at first you don't succeed, marry a rich oul' wan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 fasttalkerchat
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    Now the OP just has to go out and find all those grass-cutting and babysitting jobs!

    Let's hope his mum didn't offer it to his sister since she had more experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 pragmatic1
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    Do an internship. Its not nice working for nothing but your job prospects will improve dramatically.


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