Tubridy's Shocking Outburst

Ceefax

Did anyone hear Ryan Tubridy this morning? I've posted a transcript of his rant below. I think he may be cracking under the pressure in Montrose.




Alright............

Very important broadcast lined up today. Jammed packed with vital information.

Quizling. Dumb-dumbs. Ccontrol freaks. Nobodies. Nose-picking, video game playing, hot pocket eating, no prospect future, tattle tale squads from Australia to Japan, from Canada to Germany are all simultaneously being given climate cop powers. Public schools worldwide are setting up climate cops that report and write dossiers, publicly, they are proud of it, on their parents climate crimes.
Hell is being released. Nothing worse than an idiot, stupid, soft, Prozac Ritalin head coward weakling. These kids never allowed to play tag or dodge ball, thumb scanning for their lunches. Video taped constantly. The sickening mindless little twit servants. Now to be given POWER and weapons to wage war on decent hard-working people. The age of the parasite is upon us. The age of the cowardly, chicken-necked, new world order ccontrol freak is here. So prepare yourself. They are about to be given full reign over all of you, and hell followeth them, S.W.A.T teams followeth them. Little soft plump probedroids they send in who just ooze in with their effeminate nature, and if you don't submit shock forces and black uniforms are right behind them. Stealing old peoples houses right where I live, grabbing private property, viciously savaging every business, erecting hundreds of new taxes, feeding on everyone, crawling all over everything.
They are coming.
Gore to talk climate change with house democrats today. Emergency dispatch. It must be passed.
Ram the law. Take ownership of everything. Hand the water over to off shore corporations. Triple the price of water over night. The IMF/world bank rape plan being drawn up and dropped hardcore on you. States going bankrupt, people losing their jobs on mass scale. They're gonna bring in the carbon taxes and shut down what left. Its all about driving you into submission. Its all about destroying whats left of the economy, so the bankers can let their parasites loose to squeeze you into oblivion. Get in the welfare Q!!
Then be forced into their auxiliary brigades, hundreds of new brigades, scores of new sub sections and divisions, millions of youth spreading out in red and black uniforms. Blue and yellow uniforms. Grey uniforms. Nobodies, cowards, weaklings. Scum.
Al gore who owns 'Occidental petroleum' but keeps that quiet, who owns tens of billions, who lives in a 8000 square foot house that uses 7 times the average energy house uses. What a piece of filth. Carbon Tax. I'm glad Al Gore puts out a lot of carbon dioxide......and a lot of methane too. Carbon out of one end methane out the other. It's the sun ladies and gentlemen. Things are getting colder cos the sun's dimming. Carbon cutting isn't their intent. They want to harass the daylights out of you. Tax every facet of your life with dim witted religious cult Ccontrol freaks in your house auditing everything and bossing you about. They're setting up a new priesthood with maoist acolytes, their quizlings running around bludgeoning everyone. You cant park your s.u.v down at texas home care anymore, or anywhere else. They environmental jihadis come over and slice your tyres open. Even little suv's get attacked unless you put carbon credit stickers on the back. Carbon indulgences. Get your mother out of purgatory, or your daddy or your grandpa. Pay us this gold and silver and we'll get her out of hell.
It's the same thing today. Total frauds total scams. Connected to groups running eugenics operations. "Hey...pay us carbon credits and we'll forcibly sterilize some Africans". The quizlings love it. They lick their lipss, little yuppie power trip and they go "yeahhhhhhhh", and they go home and give their kid fluoride. Supper time. Fluoride toothpaste and they wonder why their kid is a dim wit. They like it. They like it. They like death. They like fraud. They like being scammed by off shore corporations. You like what you get from the new world order? Well, youre gonna get it in spades, in triplicate. You like being dominated? You like being a slave? You like getting into it? You're going to have lots of opportunity to indulge in crime stop and double think. You're gonna love it. Giggle and snicker.

Pull up that Roy Orbison song. You got it. Anything you want you got it. Bayyyyybeeeee.

Gore to talk climate change with house democrats today. Democratic leaders are whipping and cajoling. Drive up the price of food. That's what its about. You gotta take advantage of the depression. Jack up. Economic warfare. You are being conquered right now. Like the normans.
This is conquest, and they sit there with their fancy pr men to make you feel like you're part of it.
Two days ago, I was in the coffee room and there was Michelle Obama giving a speech with her predatory gleam in her inceptoid eyes. She was up there with that predatory she-devil enjoyment just looking at the kids with eyes searing hatred with a smile on her vicious wicked face. That's a true devil right there. She was up there looking at the children in their little yellow t-shirts. She was announcing how good the community service was. The TV was recording (I have 2 TV's constantly recording). It was about 2.30pm, two days ago. It was her. Live. CNN.

"These children have worked at the public school in Sacramento".

Later in the day, I saw her somewhere else, in another state, she must be going everywhere on the slave grid, to make the kids feel important.

"They've raised hundreds of dollars for the school by working everyday after school....in the government garden".

It sounds reasonable, gardening is good, the basis of human civilization, the agrarian spirit. The bed rock. Something humans enjoy. The most honorable profession is farming. its in our blood. They got the kids out doing something wholesome. She threw in something about exercise and being out in the open.........but they were doing it to give the money to the GOVERNMENT. Service is what you choose but she was going on to say that they were doing this as part of their regular curricular work. They are turning the schools into work camps.
In China, the kids go out a few hours a day to work in the fields........before school work, and then after school a few more hours working in firework factories. They work with product packaging for toys. The packaging that has all those little wires for display. Little fingers are needed for this work. They work in the rug factories. They work in the chemical factories. They work for the state. The argument goes that the state pays for their education.
After they have bankrupted you completely, you're not going to be able to pay taxes any longer.

"Well we got a broken sewage line here, get in and shovel it out".

"We need some rocks bust up at the quarry to build roads".

That'll be your extra work on top of your government job. You want to be a slave with forced compulsory service. It's all coming online.

Anything at all, you got it.........BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anything you want, you got it. Anything you need, you got it. Anything at all, you got it.
BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You like billy clubs? You like tazer guns? You like cattle prods? You like all your private property being stolen? You like bureaucrats taking over everything? You like home inspections every week? You like forced inoculations? You like cancer viruses? You like new world order?

Barack Obama must do six seven press conferences a day. His wife is constantly on TV. All of his surrogates and minions are on TV. That's because they admit what we know is true......
that this creature and his evil minions and his controllers know that they only have one year to rape and destroy the united states until people figure out that he's a puppet liar, and gave people false hope and lied about everything. People are now finding out that Obama lied about everything he said he would do. He says he want to be friends with Iran. Watch him launch covert operations.
When Obama says he's going right, he's going left. If he says he's ziggin to the left, he's zaggin to the right. If he says he's going forwards, he's going back. If he says green, it's yellow. Lies. Spin. Distortion.
George Bush snr helped sterilize 40% of native Americans. Dept. of state memorandum number 200.
Give us the weapon systems, give us the technology and we'll do it.

Hank_Jones

tl:dr

^^I've never actually posted that before, felt it was really really just this time though.^^

Plus, it's Tubridy, who cares?

newballsplease

bah.... not arsed reading it

Local-womanizer

Is there not an audio clip on the website of the show?

Sorry

He didn't say any of that utter trash.

Jesus Wept

Jim Corr is his script writer.
Seems like good stuff all the same.

Would prefer audio.

Lady von Purple

Reads like a really bad Beat poem. A really long bad Beat poem.

Sergeant

Far out dude.

Oranage2

For the TL;DR brigade, Tubo is saying that he's a terrible presenter that shouldn't be aloud on tv and when he turns sideways he turns invisible

Sisko

The fuck is this shite?

FreudianSlippers

Oranage2 wrote: »

For the TL;DR brigade, Tubo is saying that he's a terrible presenter that shouldn't be aloud on tv and when he turns sideways he turns invisible

girls aloud on TV?

wurzlitzer

Okay what drugs are you on ?

It sounds like a trip in radio city brother

mountainy man

lol did he really say all that? methinks the little weasel needs reprograming:D

jesmed

Oranage2 wrote: »

For the TL;DR brigade

Could you please explain TL;DR ?:o

wurzlitzer

Jim corr is his script writer!
good one ....still laughing
turbidy talks ****e alright in his mid atlantic twang

FreudianSlippers

jesmed wrote: »

Could you please explain TL;DR ?:o

When thine post is far too long, man doth read it not.

Rabies

too long; didn't read

macquarie

Ceefax wrote: »

Did anyone hear Ryan Tubridy this morning? I've posted a transcript of his rant below. I think he may be cracking under the pressure in Montrose.




Alright............

Very important broadcast lined up today. Jammed packed with vital information.

Quizling. Dumb-dumbs. Ccontrol freaks. Nobodies. Nose-picking, video game playing, hot pocket eating, no prospect future, tattle tale squads from Australia to Japan, from Canada to Germany are all simultaneously being given climate cop powers. Public schools worldwide are setting up climate cops that report and write dossiers, publicly, they are proud of it, on their parents climate crimes.
Hell is being released. Nothing worse than an idiot, stupid, soft, Prozac Ritalin head coward weakling. These kids never allowed to play tag or dodge ball, thumb scanning for their lunches. Video taped constantly. The sickening mindless little twit servants. Now to be given POWER and weapons to wage war on decent hard-working people. The age of the parasite is upon us. The age of the cowardly, chicken-necked, new world order ccontrol freak is here. So prepare yourself. They are about to be given full reign over all of you, and hell followeth them, S.W.A.T teams followeth them. Little soft plump probedroids they send in who just ooze in with their effeminate nature, and if you don't submit shock forces and black uniforms are right behind them. Stealing old peoples houses right where I live, grabbing private property, viciously savaging every business, erecting hundreds of new taxes, feeding on everyone, crawling all over everything.
They are coming.
Gore to talk climate change with house democrats today. Emergency dispatch. It must be passed.
Ram the law. Take ownership of everything. Hand the water over to off shore corporations. Triple the price of water over night. The IMF/world bank rape plan being drawn up and dropped hardcore on you. States going bankrupt, people losing their jobs on mass scale. They're gonna bring in the carbon taxes and shut down what left. Its all about driving you into submission. Its all about destroying whats left of the economy, so the bankers can let their parasites loose to squeeze you into oblivion. Get in the welfare Q!!
Then be forced into their auxiliary brigades, hundreds of new brigades, scores of new sub sections and divisions, millions of youth spreading out in red and black uniforms. Blue and yellow uniforms. Grey uniforms. Nobodies, cowards, weaklings. Scum.
Al gore who owns 'Occidental petroleum' but keeps that quiet, who owns tens of billions, who lives in a 8000 square foot house that uses 7 times the average energy house uses. What a piece of filth. Carbon Tax. I'm glad Al Gore puts out a lot of carbon dioxide......and a lot of methane too. Carbon out of one end methane out the other. It's the sun ladies and gentlemen. Things are getting colder cos the sun's dimming. Carbon cutting isn't their intent. They want to harass the daylights out of you. Tax every facet of your life with dim witted religious cult Ccontrol freaks in your house auditing everything and bossing you about. They're setting up a new priesthood with maoist acolytes, their quizlings running around bludgeoning everyone. You cant park your s.u.v down at texas home care anymore, or anywhere else. They environmental jihadis come over and slice your tyres open. Even little suv's get attacked unless you put carbon credit stickers on the back. Carbon indulgences. Get your mother out of purgatory, or your daddy or your grandpa. Pay us this gold and silver and we'll get her out of hell.
It's the same thing today. Total frauds total scams. Connected to groups running eugenics operations. "Hey...pay us carbon credits and we'll forcibly sterilize some Africans". The quizlings love it. They lick their lipss, little yuppie power trip and they go "yeahhhhhhhh", and they go home and give their kid fluoride. Supper time. Fluoride toothpaste and they wonder why their kid is a dim wit. They like it. They like it. They like death. They like fraud. They like being scammed by off shore corporations. You like what you get from the new world order? Well, youre gonna get it in spades, in triplicate. You like being dominated? You like being a slave? You like getting into it? You're going to have lots of opportunity to indulge in crime stop and double think. You're gonna love it. Giggle and snicker.

Pull up that Roy Orbison song. You got it. Anything you want you got it. Bayyyyybeeeee.

Gore to talk climate change with house democrats today. Democratic leaders are whipping and cajoling. Drive up the price of food. That's what its about. You gotta take advantage of the depression. Jack up. Economic warfare. You are being conquered right now. Like the normans.
This is conquest, and they sit there with their fancy pr men to make you feel like you're part of it.
Two days ago, I was in the coffee room and there was Michelle Obama giving a speech with her predatory gleam in her inceptoid eyes. She was up there with that predatory she-devil enjoyment just looking at the kids with eyes searing hatred with a smile on her vicious wicked face. That's a true devil right there. She was up there looking at the children in their little yellow t-shirts. She was announcing how good the community service was. The TV was recording (I have 2 TV's constantly recording). It was about 2.30pm, two days ago. It was her. Live. CNN.

"These children have worked at the public school in Sacramento".

Later in the day, I saw her somewhere else, in another state, she must be going everywhere on the slave grid, to make the kids feel important.

"They've raised hundreds of dollars for the school by working everyday after school....in the government garden".

It sounds reasonable, gardening is good, the basis of human civilization, the agrarian spirit. The bed rock. Something humans enjoy. The most honorable profession is farming. its in our blood. They got the kids out doing something wholesome. She threw in something about exercise and being out in the open.........but they were doing it to give the money to the GOVERNMENT. Service is what you choose but she was going on to say that they were doing this as part of their regular curricular work. They are turning the schools into work camps.
In China, the kids go out a few hours a day to work in the fields........before school work, and then after school a few more hours working in firework factories. They work with product packaging for toys. The packaging that has all those little wires for display. Little fingers are needed for this work. They work in the rug factories. They work in the chemical factories. They work for the state. The argument goes that the state pays for their education.
After they have bankrupted you completely, you're not going to be able to pay taxes any longer.

"Well we got a broken sewage line here, get in and shovel it out".

"We need some rocks bust up at the quarry to build roads".

That'll be your extra work on top of your government job. You want to be a slave with forced compulsory service. It's all coming online.

Anything at all, you got it.........BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anything you want, you got it. Anything you need, you got it. Anything at all, you got it.
BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You like billy clubs? You like tazer guns? You like cattle prods? You like all your private property being stolen? You like bureaucrats taking over everything? You like home inspections every week? You like forced inoculations? You like cancer viruses? You like new world order?

Barack Obama must do six seven press conferences a day. His wife is constantly on TV. All of his surrogates and minions are on TV. That's because they admit what we know is true......
that this creature and his evil minions and his controllers know that they only have one year to rape and destroy the united states until people figure out that he's a puppet liar, and gave people false hope and lied about everything. People are now finding out that Obama lied about everything he said he would do. He says he want to be friends with Iran. Watch him launch covert operations.
When Obama says he's going right, he's going left. If he says he's ziggin to the left, he's zaggin to the right. If he says he's going forwards, he's going back. If he says green, it's yellow. Lies. Spin. Distortion.
George Bush snr helped sterilize 40% of native Americans. Dept. of state memorandum number 200.
Give us the weapon systems, give us the technology and we'll do it.

What? He didn't say any of that, Dave Fanning was filling in for Tubridy this morning, whoever wrote it though is quite creative it must be said.

FreudianSlippers

Someone has way too much time on their hands IMO.

wurzlitzer

do we all not have too much time on our hands!

He should go to some creative writing classes to hone his talents

Copper23

I read about half way and realized Trent was not going to show up in that transcript so I just gave up.

Uriel.

My eyes hurt

hmmm, I wonder is this a "Bash Tubridy by the back door by putting words in his mouth" thread?

I'm not buying it OP.

wurzlitzer

of course it is bash turbidy rant
he so squeaky clean...it's nauseating...he's americanised too
TBH the way he tries to mould or paint himself as a future national broadcasting treasure...
nothing wrong with a little ambition...
but he has no charm...he's no wogan, or parky
thirty years down the line turbidy will be head of some quango, like the national highway authority....making sure we don't use our cellphones behind the wheel

sorry he gets under my skin

Sharpshooter

We do have a Radio forum, OP.