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Hypothetically speaking..

  • 30-11-2010 2:05pm
    #1
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭


    ..if you won say 1 million euro, would a bank allow you to deposit all of it into your account? Or would they only let you deposit a fraction of it?

    Also, would you be able to withdraw the million euro in cash, over a period of time presumably?


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  • #2
    Smcgie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    Top gear upped their salary then so.

    No bank will refuse 1million ;)


  • #3
    whysomoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭whysomoody


    cleremy jarkson wrote: »
    ..if you won say 1 million euro, would a bank allow you to deposit all of it into your account? Or would they only let you deposit a fraction of it?

    Also, would you be able to withdraw the million euro in cash, over a period of time presumably?

    You could of course deposit the full amount, and you could also withdraw the full amount in cash too - pending some serious notice.


  • #4
    Mr Cawley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    'Yes Sir, your million is safe with us'.

    aside: Teller: 'Get Seanie on the phone quick some dope is giving us his money to 'deposit'.'

    JOKE:


    Retired sailor goes to docks to re-live memories. He meets a prostitute, they get a room. they go at it. old sailor thinks he's doing well for his age. He asks how he is doing. 'How am I doing?' 'You're doing three knots', says the prostitute. 'Three knots?' the sailor asks with pride.

    'You're knot hard, you're not in and you're not getting a refund!'


  • #5
    mono627
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭mono627


    Mr Cawley wrote: »
    'Yes Sir, your million is safe with us'.

    aside: Teller: 'Get Seanie on the phone quick some dope is giving us his money to 'deposit'.'

    JOKE:


    Retired sailor goes to docks to re-live memories. He meets a prostitute, they get a room. they go at it. old sailor thinks he's doing well for his age. He asks how he is doing. 'How am I doing?' 'You're doing three knots', says the prostitute. 'Three knots?' the sailor asks with pride.

    'You're knot hard, you're not in and you're not getting a refund!'

    You're quite the jokester :rolleyes:
    ..if you won say 1 million euro, would a bank allow you to deposit all of it into your account? Or would they only let you deposit a fraction of it?

    Also, would you be able to withdraw the million euro in cash, over a period of time presumably?

    Yes, they would use your money to loan to other customers so I'm sure you would have to give them a bit of notice before withdrawing any substantial amount of money.


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