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McCartney Divorce (Bad taste mostly)

  • 29-12-2006 7:05am
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    It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

    News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs. Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

    "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

    After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

    It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

    Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

    Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

    Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

    A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

    Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
    I lay upon a grassy bank
    My hands were all a quiver
    I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

    These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,535 btkm8unsl0w5r4
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    Heather needed cheering up this christmas...so she bought a plane..........and immac for the other leg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 Pal
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    very good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 mehfesto2
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    Heather got another present for Christmas Fitzgeme, It was a new prosthetic leg... but that was only the stocking filler...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 The Bollox
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    For Heather's last birthday Paul bought her a plane... and a razor for the other leg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,535 btkm8unsl0w5r4
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    Marts wrote:
    For Heather's last birthday Paul bought her a plane... and a razor for the other leg
    Heather needed cheering up this christmas...so she bought a plane..........and immac for the other leg.

    is there an echo in here :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 county
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    a few funny ones there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 Kojak
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    Some funny ones there, alright :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 junkyard
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    10/10:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 Mad Dog
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    junkyard wrote:
    10/10:)

    Agreed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 jackdaw
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    :D:D brilliant !!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 bozzie
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    must admit to laughing :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 de5p0i1er
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    They might be in bad taste but they made me giggle. :D:D


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