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Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

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  • 23-06-2010 1:54am
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    ham_n_mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭


    can be in the middle of a shag or just general vulgarity, i dont mind....

    I heard two kids slagging each other on the street today, and it reminded me of something that happened in my school years ago...
    there were two sisters in our class, one was skipped ahead a year and the other was held back a year and as a result ended up in the same class. anyways, they sat beside each other and must have been arguing away on the quiet and the younger one lost her temper because she screamed out "shut up you bitch, if i had a fanny like yours i'd sew it up"


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    #2
    gulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭gulf


    Something along the lines of "I was fooling around with my bf last night and I've been farting cum all morning..." Out and out slut.


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    #3
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Is it in yet?"


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    #4
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    pre-shag:

    "you're not coming NEAR me with that fucking thing!"

    post-shag:

    "ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccck.... me!"

    language! fairness! :rolleyes:


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    #5
    The Volt
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    "I got done up the arse and I've been constipated for two weeks"


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    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    "Ge' aouta me face ar I'll boo' the box off ya, ya scabby lookin kunt"

    Must have been her time of the month.:D


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    #7
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    ''Give us a shot of you're rod''


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    "Iv eaten cocktail sausages bigger than that yoke..." :(


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    The Volt
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    Keithm89 wrote: »
    "Iv eaten cocktail sausages bigger than that yoke..." :(
    Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Voltwad wrote: »
    Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:

    Obviously... :cool:


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    dazed+confused
    Registered Users Posts: 999 ✭✭✭dazed+confused


    Voltwad wrote: »
    Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:



    No I don't think he did, I think that's what the sad face signifies.


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    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Duff wrote: »
    ''Give us a shot of you're rod''

    She actually spoke using incorrect grammar? She is indeed a coarse wench.


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    dazed+confused
    Registered Users Posts: 999 ✭✭✭dazed+confused


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    She actually spoke using incorrect grammar? She is indeed a coarse wench.


    It really seems that some schools have just stopped teaching grammar doesn't it?


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    Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Dante


    I have rights.


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    The Volt
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »
    I have rights.
    I just got sick a little in my mouth there.


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    TheBigLebowski
    Registered Users Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭TheBigLebowski


    Fixed your post.
    dazed+confused wrote: »
    it really seem's that some school's have just stopped, teaching grammar does'nt it.?


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    #17
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Heard this when walking by two 15 year olds a good few years back

    "He wore the gee off me!!"


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    "lick me jute" :(


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    questionmark?
    Registered Users Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    I love chloroform :pac:


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Actually only last week I had to laugh at one instance. We had just lost a tight game of tag rugby and as we were leaving the pitch one of the girls (who is an English physio and is quite hot too) declared "Well that was a bag of ****".

    It caught me so off guard that I almost covered her with the Lucozade that I was scoffing back.


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    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    dazed+confused wrote: »
    It really seems that some schools have just stopped teaching grammar doesn't it?

    There should be a comma after "grammar".;)


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    The Volt
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    yerayeah wrote: »
    There should be a comma after "grammar".;)
    filthy...


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    #23
    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Voltwad wrote: »
    filthy...

    She was a dirty byeor alright...


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    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    oh, i just remembered one-

    when i was only about ten years of age and i went to use the bathroom, whereupon i discovered a full bath of nice, clean, warm, water. "brilliant" i thought to myself as i quickly took off my clothes and jumped in.

    just as i was leaning back in the bath...

    my mother walked in-


    "AHH JESUS YOU OULD FART OF A BASTARD!!!"



    i nearly jumped out of my unwashed skin, suffering from near heart failure at the same time! :eek:



    well, you try not to get excited at the sight of clean warm water after for so long having to be next in line in the same water after four of your brothers had just washed themselves in it and it came to your turn- fair mucky i tel ya! :o


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    #25
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    "I love gettin me fanny stretched"

    "I was ridin him in me flowers and his willy came out with stuff stuck to it"

    Same girl. Shes a dirty aul thing. No shame.

    "me flaps hit the floor"


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "Right, im gonna go puck the cnut off Amy with a strap-on"
    Still not sure if she was serious or not...........


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    #27
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    I can't tonight..I've a hand full of gee blob.


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    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E



    that is all.


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    #29
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Ah would ya gowl with yerself!
    haha The knackeriest thing I've heard was whilst walking home from the dart station. Three teenagers discussing the attributes of their boyfriends. I only caught the tail end of the conversation but it went something like "he wore the hole off me he was that big"
    Feckin' nasty!


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    #30
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    /unsubscribes from thread before i throw up! :o


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    #31
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Girl 1. Have you lost your virginity?

    Girl 2. Lost me virginity? Lost it loads of times.


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