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16-04-2015, 18:57   #7306
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Think....ermmm...cotton condom
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17-04-2015, 16:59   #7307
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David Hasselhoff goes to check into his Hotel.

"Your room is 202, Mr Hasselhoff"

"Miss, I prefer to be addressed as The Hoff"

"OK, The Hoff...no hassle"

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improper use of "You're" ruined it
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Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.
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I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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17-04-2015, 20:37   #7311
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I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Cobblers!

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