[Kevwoody]

Your mother should have swallowed you!

[sparkthatbled]

"Stirring the Porridge"

...gick!

[Bazgina]

body off baywatch.... face off crimewatch.

[sgb]

Look at her she's gorgeous

I'd use her ****e as toothepaste

[Mickey H]

Classic from an elderly neighbour: "She has a face on her that would turn back a traveller's funeral".

[Dave!]

Rough as a badger's arse

[stetyrrell]

WD40 couldn't even get the rust off your flaps...

[Unique User Name]

Person 1 - "You're a homo"
Person 2 - "You're a homo"
Person 1 - If I wanted my own cum back, I'd wipe it from your Mothers face.

[Makikomi]

She's got tits like two zeppelins in a balloon race

I'd suck farts out of her arse!.

[dj jarvis]

shes not suitable for soft ground

face like a bag of smashed crabs

doctor said he could not give her a smear test - why ? have you ever tried to open a toasted cheese sandwich ?

im here all week

[diabloro]

I wouldn't even get up on her to get over a wall.

[Deus Ex Machina]

you would know shes from a shīt family just by seeing her cheap clothes and phone !!

she has no mates to go out with let alone any lad who would ride her


she is going to be as poor as her ma and she drives a 98 micra

[marcsignal]

you look like your da's mate......

think about it




Spoiler: ie: your da's best mate was riding your mother at some point

[cruiser178]

The best part of ya is still running down your ma's legs.

[shuridunno]

I wouldn't give him the steam off my p*ss.

He didn't lick that off a stone.

Ask me arse.