So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

Duggy747 · 30-09-2011 11:45pm

I've been watching Home Alone again and have rigged the house.

I just hope I don't need to go to the toilet later because I forgot where I've laid all the booby traps now :pac:

Gummy Panda · 01-10-2011 12:03am

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've been watching Home Alone again and have rigged the house.

I just hope I don't need to go to the toilet later because I forgot where I've laid all the booby traps now :pac:

Amateur!!

Should've been making a moat

Jammyc · 01-10-2011 12:08am

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've been watching Home Alone again and have rigged the house.

I just hope I don't need to go to the toilet later because I forgot where I've laid all the booby traps now :pac:

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Cill Dara Abu · 01-10-2011 12:09am

Cool thread.

Rackstar · 01-10-2011 12:13am

FFS would he hurry the f**k up and come home already..........

CoolHat · 01-10-2011 12:15am

For a laugh, AH :pac:
What would you do if you were getting kicked out of a house and wanted some payback :pac: Either petty or non-petty. (lets be honest, we'd all be petty lol)

For me, any of the following :pac::
- Switch of the water from the mains valve and knock the valve off with a hammer.
- Mess with the ballcock in the toilet cistern. To either not flush or over-flow.
- If I could get access, mess with the ballcock in the attic tank.
- If there is an old ESB electricity box remove the mains fuse upon leaving.
- Open up the main Eircom or NTL box and snip (so no internet or tv or phone)
- Open up a socket or two so when an appliance is plugged in it would cause the tripswitch to flip.

Ahhhh I could go on :P

AG2R · 01-10-2011 12:18am

Loving the new tags

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 12:20am

Duggy are you sure this situation isnt similar to the only fools and horses episode with "gary" in it where yer man was waving around a knife but was only offering the captive gary a sandwich?

GARY!!

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 12:22am

Come on...come on...

Wetai · 01-10-2011 12:27am

CoolHat wrote: »

Ahhhh I could go on :P

Wouln't that severely inconvenience the normal people living there, and not the crazy guy that's supposed to be leaving (or would probably leave if all those things happened, if he hadn't by then..)

dj jarvis · 01-10-2011 12:34am

your looking at this all wrong

be proactive - strike first

go and take a crap in his pillow case - and then no matter what happens after

you win

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 1:19am

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Come on FFS duggy, any chance you could run down the local,
drag the housemate back, get knifed and do a quick post about it?

Some of us have to get off to bed already!

mcmoustache · 01-10-2011 1:28am

Could we get a live feed here?

A webcam, VLC media player and a post with your IP address in it should do it.

For Forks Sake · 01-10-2011 1:30am

CoolHat wrote: »

For a laugh, AH :pac:
What would you do if you were getting kicked out of a house and wanted some payback :pac: Either petty or non-petty. (lets be honest, we'd all be petty lol)

/it would have to involve fish somewhere

Duggys Housemate · 01-10-2011 1:35am

HERE'S JOHNNY!

Savage Tyrant · 01-10-2011 1:36am

It's only half one.... Early enough for a mentally unhinged, knife wielding Loo Laa!!

I'm thinking 3.30ish is when the shît will hit the fan for auld Duggy.
I'm gonna miss that fùcker.... Not many could take living with a lunatic, hell bent on ending your life, in such an easy stride.

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 1:38am

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

HERE'S JOHNNY!

ah facekicker, long time no see...

01-10-2011 1:39am

CoolHat wrote: »

For a laugh, AH :pac:
What would you do if you were getting kicked out of a house and wanted some payback :pac: Either petty or non-petty. (lets be honest, we'd all be petty lol)

For me, any of the following :pac::
- Switch of the water from the mains valve and knock the valve off with a hammer.
- Mess with the ballcock in the toilet cistern. To either not flush or over-flow.
- If I could get access, mess with the ballcock in the attic tank.
- If there is an old ESB electricity box remove the mains fuse upon leaving.
- Open up the main Eircom or NTL box and snip (so no internet or tv or phone)
- Open up a socket or two so when an appliance is plugged in it would cause the tripswitch to flip.

Ahhhh I could go on :P

Wish I'd had you onside when I did a midnight flit out of a flatshare a few years ago. Worst thing I did was put the ESB bill in their name, then actually paid my share. I suck at being evil.

Savage Tyrant · 01-10-2011 1:39am

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

HERE'S JOHNNY!

Ahhhh fùck! .... I've been on your side the whole time. I swear to god.
I think Duggy's a fúckin twát!

Please don't hurt me. I have kids.

Bobby Baccala · 01-10-2011 1:48am

you shouldnt have told him that.
he likes kids.

Duggy747 · 01-10-2011 1:51am

Duggys Housemate wrote:

HERE'S JOHNNY!

Go back to bed John, the other asshole housemate ain't home yet :pac:

I won't expect him home for at least another hour anyways. Don't know what state he'll be in or what.

Sooooo................no murders, yet.