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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

  • 17-06-2012 10:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 39


    Share your funnyest expressions / Insults.. Me and the mates wanna good laugh :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "You're as useless as seven Liams."

    "Your ***** looks ****** and is about as much **** as a ****** with no ****** ******* and ***** ***** ************ **** ****** **** ******* all over your face."


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Cillit Bang wouldn't shift you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39 LiamSevenfold


    Varied wrote: »
    I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

    Haha fair play on yah, Laughed at that one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    she has a face like a bag of broken bells

    he has a gob like a burnt fence

    she has an arse like a badly parked volkswagen beetle

    i hope she gets cancer of the gee (robbed from my father in law; what he said about margeret thatcher)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    A sniper wouldn't take her out...

    The tide wouldn't take her out...


  • Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    Face like a melted welly boot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    [FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sticks out like dog's balls.

    F**k you, and if you have any friends in America - f**k them too.

    [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sure as there's cold **** in a dead cat.[/FONT]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    She has a fanny like a burst couch..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,492 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    She's a face like a bulldog licking a drop of piss off a nettle. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    She'd get up on a gusta wind dat one.

    I wouldnt get up on ya ta hang a pair a curtains.

    Id rather get up ona murder charge.

    Prammin the sprog.

    Hahahaha :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,492 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    A face like a box of broken drill bits...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    She has a face like a bag of mickeys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    The best part of him ran down his Mother's leg!!:eek::eek::eek:

    Much to my embarassment I used this the other day!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    If you had two brains you be twice as stupid .


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I seem to remember this thread going on about a year ago... overheard on the train though, a woman sitting across from me on the phone, says "She's a f*ckin tin of biscuits, cans of pisses the pair of them".


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    Fanny like a badly packed kebab


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    I'm sweating like a jewish woman going through menopause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    "ugly as a box of burnt lego" from the Jigsaw-Girl thread a while back was a great one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    If you kicked her in the fanny, the mickeys would fall out of her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Face like an arse chewing a wasp

    Face like a melted welly


  • Registered Users Posts: 39 LiamSevenfold


    These are Brilliant :D haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    I'm sweating like a traveller doing maths.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "If I said you were gorgeous would you swallow ten inches?"

    "go, on I'd be doin you a favour"

    "you've a face like a well slapped arse"


  • Registered Users Posts: 39 LiamSevenfold


    Peetrik wrote: »
    Face like an arse chewing a wasp

    Face like a melted welly

    Ahaha epic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    She has a fanny like a burst couch..

    i left her with a fanny like a painters radio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Sweating like a paedo in a barney suit


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    If there was work in the bed, he'd sleep on the ground


  • Registered Users Posts: 260 ✭✭sparks24


    if ya cant hide her dont ride her



    if you cant lift her dont shift her


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    A bear wouldn't hug ye!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭srm23


    She has a face like a rusty bag of hammers


  • Registered Users Posts: 39 LiamSevenfold


    I'm sweating like a traveller doing maths.

    Hilarious man hah


  • Registered Users Posts: 478 ✭✭lotsofthegreen


    She's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Tits like two socks full of change taped to her chest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She was so ugly that when she was a kid they had to tie meat to her ankles so the dog would play with her....

    That wan, she`s had more pricks than a hedgehog

    A rides is a ride, a jokes is a joke but no ride is no joke!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    Youve a head for modelling balaclavas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Wouldn't get up on her to hang wallpaper!

    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't even leave her look over the back wall

    She's seen more German helmets that Hitler/more Japs eyes than Pearl Harbour/more cockends than weekends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭brandon_flowers


    i left her with a fanny like a painters radio

    Its "I left her with a face like a painters radio"

    "I left her with an arse like the flag of Japan"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Sweating like a catholic priest at a communion


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    She'd lie in nettles for it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch.

    He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

    He's got a head on him like a nail bar.

    You're as thick as two short planks.

    He's so tight he'd peel an orange in his pocket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She didn't get those knees from kneeling to pray


  • Registered Users Posts: 39 LiamSevenfold


    Cheers everyone, Im glad to know there are still people out there that have a good sense of humour.. Keep posting :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wouldn't get up on her to hang wallpaper!

    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't even leave her look over the back wall

    She's seen more German helmets that Hitler/more Japs eyes than Pearl Harbour/more cockends than weekends

    if i had 13 mickeys i wouldnt give her the unlucky one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Irishwomen have a dispensation from the pope to wear the thick ends of their legs downwards.


  • Subscribers Posts: 693 ✭✭✭FlipperThePriest


    If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't give her a look over the back wall.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 gary s


    You have a face on you their like a bats fanny.


    If I had a box of flutes I wouldn give her one of them


  • Registered Users Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    She's that ugly that whenever she cries, the tears run down the back of her head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Face like a bag of lego.

    Face like a bucket of smashed crabs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    I wouldn't even poke her on facebook


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