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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #102
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    The significant proportion of Irish people who can't seem to function outside a temperature range of about 10 - 18C. Anything below is "freezing" and anything above is simply too hot to cope.

    Newsflash, folks, 26C is not anything resembling an extreme temperature.

    It's not the heat people are complaining about, dry heat is fine, it's the bloody 100% humidity that's bugging people.


  • #103
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Trivial things that annoy you - 1. Danniemcq.


  • #104
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    It's not the heat people are complaining about, dry heat is fine, it's the bloody 100% humidity that's bugging people.

    Yeah, I hate it too. :mad:


  • #105
    Mitchell Pitiful Llama
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Stupid "song" lyrics

    "Look at you in that dress girl you dangerous like a gun" :confused:

    Need I say anything else?

    "Cos you're a good girl and you know it" really bugs me


  • #106
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    bluewolf wrote: »
    "Cos you're a good girl and you know it" really bugs me
    Sounds like that Robin Thicke song, which is packed full of utterly shíte lyrics.


  • #107
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    bluewolf wrote: »
    "Cos you're a good girl and you know it" really bugs me

    "Um, thanks, I suppose.......? "


  • #108
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Sounds like that Robin Thicke song, which is packed full off utterly shíte lyrics.

    Nope, Drake "Hold On We're Going Home".


  • #109
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Sounds like that Robin Thicke song, which is packed full off utterly shíte lyrics.

    Indeed yes, hence the name. :pac:


  • #110
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    "She walks like Rihanna" :(

    Herself and Miley Cyrus must have a permanent case of thrush, the two of them are always poking and pulling at themselves.
    bluewolf wrote: »
    "Cos you're a good girl and you know it" really bugs me

    There's nothing worse than someone saying that to you in a professional capacity. Well, they are supposed to be professional but are speaking to you like you're a lapdancer.


  • #111
    bcklschaps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭bcklschaps


    'Before' and 'After' photographs.


    Where the after photograph is quiet clearly taken in a brighter light, after the person has a sun tan (and maybe full make-up) and the photo either zoomed in or zoomed out ... depending on whether they were getting something enlarged or shrunk.


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  • #112
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    It's not the heat people are complaining about, dry heat is fine, it's the bloody 100% humidity that's bugging people.

    But relative humidity in Ireland averages in the mid-70s all the time, so it's actually not really any worse than normal?

    76% at the Phoenix Park station at the moment.


  • #113
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    mickydoomsux wrote: »
    "Um, thanks, I suppose.......? "


    Usually said in reply to -

    "I love you like a fat kid love cake"

    - 50 cent, "21 questions"


    I was downloading it for someone else, honest! :D


  • #114
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    It's not the heat people are complaining about, dry heat is fine, it's the bloody 100% humidity that's bugging people.

    Agreed.
    Plus the thread is for everyone to contribute their own trivial annoyances. Some things bother me (trivially), that don't bother others, and vice versa.


  • #115
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    bcklschaps wrote: »
    'Before' and 'After' photographs.


    Where the after photograph is quiet clearly taken in a brighter light, after the person has a sun tan (and maybe full make-up) and the photo either zoomed in or zoomed out ... depending on whether they were getting something enlarged or shrunk.

    or in the before picture, the person is slouching and wearing ill fitting clothes and then in the after picture they're standing up straight and wearing clothes that actually fit.


  • #116
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    There's nothing worse than someone saying that to you in a professional capacity. Well, they are supposed to be professional but are speaking to you like you're a lapdancer.

    I'm now imagining your boss throwing your bonus at you in dollar bills :D


  • #117
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    So tempted to edit thread title...

    Don't you dare....


  • #118
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Don't you dare....

    What's it worth to you?


  • #119
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    But relative humidity in Ireland averages in the mid-70s all the time, so it's actually not really any worse than normal?

    76% at the Phoenix Park station at the moment.

    It is worse than normal, because it's warmer. It's not the humidity that is a problem, it's the combination of humidity and higher temperatures.

    For example, you will be more comfortable in 30° dry heat than at 25° with relative humidity >70% (or, actually, probably about the same).


  • #120
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    What's it worth to you?

    jeez my ribs are awfully sore.....

    :­p


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  • #121
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,646 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    LizT wrote: »
    Trivial things that annoy you - 1. Danniemcq.
    danniemcq wrote: »
    Don't you dare....
    LizT wrote: »
    What's it worth to you?
    danniemcq wrote: »
    jeez my ribs are awfully sore.....

    :­p

    I hate it when mammy mod and daddy mod are fighting :(


  • #122
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Don't you dare....
    LizT wrote: »
    What's it worth to you?

    Mods' fight!:eek:

    Everybody, come over here!!!!:D


  • #123
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LordChessington wrote: »
    I hate it when mammy mod and daddy mod are fighting :(

    Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have


  • #124
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have

    <Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>


  • #125
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    danniemcq wrote: »
    jeez my ribs are awfully sore.....

    :­p

    Shut up -_-


  • #126
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................


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  • #127
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    jimgoose wrote: »
    <Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>

    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.


  • #128
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D


  • #129
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................

    Hee-hee! :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #130
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................


    Believe it for not and do forgive my language but the fcukin bitch is still in heat. The poor dog I have is driven demented. Howling all day long. He sounds like he's auditioning for a role in Dances with Wolves 2 not to mention the chorus of howls from the other dogs around the village.


  • #131
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................

    I knew what was going to happen by reaching the bold bit. I haven't been able to eat a kebab ever since. Damn you all involved in the kebab affair :mad:


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  • #132
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother


  • #133
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother

    Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??


  • #134
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??


    If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room... :p


  • #135
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D

    Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!


  • #136
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room... :p

    Ah, go shove your head up yer arse and pretend to be a wheelbarrow! :D


  • #137
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!

    Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #138
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:

    Pulled pork, now there's a euphenism:D


  • #139
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D

    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?
    danniemcq wrote: »
    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother

    How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.


  • #140
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LizT wrote: »
    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?...

    Quite so. Did I not tell you ten times all you have to do is provide me with an acceptable commode? I am not aware of any other two-year-old since that idjit Warren Harding was rode out of town on a rail that has to put up with such degradation. Now fetch my comestibles forthwith and chop-chop, you insufferable cotton-headed termagant!! :D


  • #141
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?



    How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.

    I shoulda married your sister


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  • #142
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I shoulda married your sister

    You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!! :D


  • #143
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Is there some Big Boss Mod that could resolve this whole thing?
    It's getting ridiculous. Getting mammys involved, children being neglected and the bloody title is still the same! :mad:


  • #144
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I shoulda married your sister

    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!


  • #145
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    :eek:

    *hell broke loose, everybody hide*


  • #146
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?


  • #147
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Lobbying organisations for the homeless and unemployed. By having organisations like that you are making both of these situations seem like they are legitimate permanent states for people to be in.

    Let's have an Association for the Slightly Thirtsy and an Irish Society for People Who Are Sort of Tired Today.


  • #148
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?

    It's Santa, jim, it's Santa...:pac:


  • #149
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!! :D

    I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

    /gets belt


  • #150
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

    /gets belt

    Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! :D


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  • #151
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    surely you don't mean......OH GOD, NO!!!


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