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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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    #122
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Don't you dare....
    LizT wrote: »
    What's it worth to you?

    Mods' fight!:eek:

    Everybody, come over here!!!!:D


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    #123
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LordChessington wrote: »
    I hate it when mammy mod and daddy mod are fighting :(

    Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have


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    #124
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have

    <Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>


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    #125
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    danniemcq wrote: »
    jeez my ribs are awfully sore.....

    :­p

    Shut up -_-


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    #126
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................


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    #127
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    jimgoose wrote: »
    <Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>

    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.


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    #128
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D


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    #129
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................

    Hee-hee! :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #130
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................


    Believe it for not and do forgive my language but the fcukin bitch is still in heat. The poor dog I have is driven demented. Howling all day long. He sounds like he's auditioning for a role in Dances with Wolves 2 not to mention the chorus of howls from the other dogs around the village.


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    #131
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

    Kebab went in the bin................

    I knew what was going to happen by reaching the bold bit. I haven't been able to eat a kebab ever since. Damn you all involved in the kebab affair :mad:


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    #132
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother


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    #133
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother

    Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??


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    #134
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??


    If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room... :p


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    #135
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D

    Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!


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    #136
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room... :p

    Ah, go shove your head up yer arse and pretend to be a wheelbarrow! :D


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    #137
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!

    Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #138
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:

    Pulled pork, now there's a euphenism:D


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    #139
    LizT
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D:D

    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?
    danniemcq wrote: »
    Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

    You are just like your mother

    How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.


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    #140
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LizT wrote: »
    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?...

    Quite so. Did I not tell you ten times all you have to do is provide me with an acceptable commode? I am not aware of any other two-year-old since that idjit Warren Harding was rode out of town on a rail that has to put up with such degradation. Now fetch my comestibles forthwith and chop-chop, you insufferable cotton-headed termagant!! :D


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    #141
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    LizT wrote: »
    Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?



    How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.

    I shoulda married your sister


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    #142
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I shoulda married your sister

    You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!! :D


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    #143
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Is there some Big Boss Mod that could resolve this whole thing?
    It's getting ridiculous. Getting mammys involved, children being neglected and the bloody title is still the same! :mad:


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    #144
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I shoulda married your sister

    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!


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    #145
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    :eek:

    *hell broke loose, everybody hide*


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    #146
    jimgoose
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    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?


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    #147
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Lobbying organisations for the homeless and unemployed. By having organisations like that you are making both of these situations seem like they are legitimate permanent states for people to be in.

    Let's have an Association for the Slightly Thirtsy and an Irish Society for People Who Are Sort of Tired Today.


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    #148
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?

    It's Santa, jim, it's Santa...:pac:


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    #149
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!! :D

    I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

    /gets belt


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    #150
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    danniemcq wrote: »
    I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

    /gets belt

    Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! :D


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    #151
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LizT wrote: »
    JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

    surely you don't mean......OH GOD, NO!!!


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