I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Feeky Magee · 04-12-2009 2:30am #1

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish.

My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like "Yesterday I went to the cinema with my girlfriend" until I eventually said I was single, and she said "Go away from me, really?". The last class we had she said we were gonna do some oral work and then said "Don't!" and laughed even though I hadn't reacted.

I have flirted back the odd time but I mainly just smile and keep quiet. Is this something I should try and pursue or is that just a horrible idea?

cloneslad · 04-12-2009 2:31am

go for it obi wan!!

30txsbzmcu2k9w · 04-12-2009 2:34am

ask her what the irish for 'drop the hand' is

Kirnsy · 04-12-2009 2:34am

PICTURES OR GTF......

actually fúck it just ride her sideways.

ballsymchugh · 04-12-2009 2:34am

cloneslad wrote: »

go for it obi wan!!

wrong.

it's clearly PICS OR GTFO!

ah shyte. beaten by kirnsy.

AlmightyCushion · 04-12-2009 2:35am

When in doubt, whip it out.

Schism · 04-12-2009 2:35am

Maybe you're picking up hints that aren't actually there, if you want to see something then odds are you will see it.

Out of interest, what age are you? 17, 18?

TPD · 04-12-2009 2:35am

A wise man once said:

"It is better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done"

And it's the wise'uns you ought to listen to. Go for it

Borneo Fnctn · 04-12-2009 2:35am

Is it not past your bedtime?

But do see if you can give her a riding.:)

.Bob · 04-12-2009 2:36am

You're paying for grinds, get your moneys worth!

aligator_am · 04-12-2009 2:36am

Feeky Magee wrote: »

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish.

My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like "Yesterday I went to the cinema with my girlfriend" until I eventually said I was single, and she said "Go away from me, really?". The last class we had she said we were gonna do some oral work and then said "Don't!" and laughed even though I hadn't reacted.

I have flirted back the odd time but I mainly just smile and keep quiet. Is this something I should try and pursue or is that just a horrible idea?

In fairness, you should ask her what kind of grinds she gives

Also, you're a single (presumably teenager, unless you're one of thost 50 year olds that does their leaving) and you're NOT ploughing her now???

Sweet Jesus, computer games really must be watering down the desires of teens, maybe you'd blow your beans if you called her a n00b or cast spell reflect on her???? :P

cloneslad · 04-12-2009 2:37am

ballsymchugh wrote: »

wrong.

it's clearly PICS OR GTFO!

ah shyte. beaten by kirnsy.

He's in leaving cert year, what difference do pictures make for him......any hand is better than his own, after all he needs good vision for studying not looking at porn

The_B_Man · 04-12-2009 2:37am

lol go for it! shes obviously durty! stay back after class and ask for some oral help! what have you got to lose? you'll regret it if you dont!

/awaits hilarious PI thread....

starbelgrade · 04-12-2009 2:38am

Feeky Magee wrote: »

(looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

Just Googled that.. boing! Don't waste a golden opportunity while you're young!

Davidius · 04-12-2009 2:39am

If internet porn has taught me anything it's that hot female teachers invariably want to ride you providing you look about 30.

Kirnsy · 04-12-2009 2:40am

funny if the op was a girl and the grinds teach was a man it'd be interesting to see the responses.....

no wait.

PICS or GTFO would still feature a lot.

kowloon · 04-12-2009 2:40am

This could go horribly wrong for you, but very right for us. Keep us updated.

starbelgrade · 04-12-2009 2:40am

Is her mother married?

ballsymchugh · 04-12-2009 2:41am

cloneslad wrote: »

He's in leaving cert year, what difference do pictures make for him......any hand is better than his own, after all he needs good vision for studying not looking at porn

it's for our benefit so that we can... erm.. clearly advise him correctly!

Feeky Magee · 04-12-2009 2:42am

I'm 17 and haven't got any pics of her. As I said, picture an older Donna off Neighbours.

I'll probably be keeping the grind up until about April, so I can afford to play the slow game. But it may be a tad awkward if I come straight out and ask to plow her and she says no and I still have another 20+ classes with her. :rolleyes:

By the by, the grinds are at my house and not a grind school.

cloneslad · 04-12-2009 2:43am

I just googled donna from neighbours

SHe looks like this

don't ask her anymore in case she says no, just go for it and use force charm if necessary

Davidius · 04-12-2009 2:43am

Feeky Magee wrote: »

By the by, the grinds are at my house and not a grind school.

First step is to have grinds in your bedroom so.

Kirnsy · 04-12-2009 2:44am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When in doubt, whip it out.

being honest AC when I applied this time honored rule in Church last week it didn't go down well at all.

pun fully intented.

starbelgrade · 04-12-2009 2:46am

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.

Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?

Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.

Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?

Cop 1: A woman?

Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.

Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?

Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.

Detective 1: The blonde?

Kyle: Yeah.

Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?

Kyle: Yes.

Cop 1: Nice.

Detective 1: Nice.

Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!

Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?

Kyle: Yeah, I think so.

Cop 2: Nice.

Cop 1: Nice.

Cop 2: Nice.

Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?

Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!

Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!

Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.

cloneslad · 04-12-2009 2:46am

ballsymchugh wrote: »

it's for our benefit so that we can... erm.. clearly advise him correctly!

If I was him I would be too busy getting rejected from her to post pics let alone ask us here for advice

K-Ren · 04-12-2009 2:46am

Put a bump before that grind, dawg.

Kirnsy · 04-12-2009 2:47am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.

Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?

Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.

Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?

Cop 1: A woman?

Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.

Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?

Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.

Detective 1: The blonde?

Kyle: Yeah.

Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?

Kyle: Yes.

Cop 1: Nice.

Detective 1: Nice.

Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!

Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?

Kyle: Yeah, I think so.

Cop 2: Nice.

Cop 1: Nice.

Cop 2: Nice.

Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?

Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!

Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!

Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.