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Chocolate or sex?

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  • #102
    bandit*baby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭bandit*baby


    What kind of Chocolate?


  • #103
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I pick sex.
    Haha, number of votes for sex is currently 69 :D


  • #104
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P


  • #105
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P
    Sold!


  • #106
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,346 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P

    You'd have yourself a deal except I don't like chocolate oranges. My run of bad luck continues... :(


  • #107
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mirror wrote: »
    Sold!

    How did I know you'd be the first one to accept! :P


  • #108
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    How did I know you'd be the first one to accept! :P
    Are you calling me a slut? :eek:


  • #109
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mirror wrote: »
    Are you calling me a slut? :eek:

    Lol of course not! I'm a lady, and ladies don't use that word! Except I think I called myself a slut today but that was a joke....


  • #110
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Lol of course not! I'm a lady, and ladies don't use that word! Except I think I called myself a slut today but that was a joke....
    So what you're saying is you might be calling me a slut but if so then you're only joking?


  • #111
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mirror wrote: »
    So what you're saying is you might be calling me a slut but if so then you're only joking?

    Yeah...maybe....


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  • #112
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    gcgirl wrote: »
    just as long as its not HOT melted choc you'll be or should i say he will be ok:D

    You gotta let it cool my darling:cool:

    Mirror wrote: »
    Dammit, I keep thinking you're me...

    Ha ha, your like I didn't say that shit..

    Im trying to emulate you. Im actually being a lot dirtier cos I feel like Im a guy.. Love to be one for a day;)


  • #113
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    looptheloop wrote: »
    You gotta let it cool my darling:cool:




    Ha ha, your like I didn't say that shit..

    Im trying to emulate you. Im actually being a lot dirtier cos I feel like Im a guy.. Love to be one for a day;)
    Wanna swap bodies for a day?


  • #114
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,433 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    janeybabe wrote: »
    That would be chocolatey sex.

    indeed


  • #115
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    It would certainly be a tougher choice for me if Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia was involved.
    Cherry Garcia?? CHERRY GARCIA???? :eek: Caramel ChewChew all the way. . ..

    Now. . I chose sex but here is my problem. .. .

    I want both. . BUT before you all think I'm gready and blah blah blah hear me out. . I'll have the sex first. That'll do me just nicely. I'm not the kissy cuddley kinda chick who wants the after sex hugs and kisses. Instead, I want either sleep or more sex. Now. . can I trade the sleep with Chocolate?? :cool: haz we got deal? ;)


  • #116
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Pssh, why even choose, it's not like I'm going to get either any time soon.


  • #117
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Cherry Garcia?? CHERRY GARCIA???? :eek: Caramel ChewChew all the way. . ..

    Now. . I chose sex but here is my problem. .. .

    I want both. . BUT before you all think I'm gready and blah blah blah hear me out. . I'll have the sex first. That'll do me just nicely. I'm not the kissy cuddley kinda chick who wants the after sex hugs and kisses. Instead, I want either sleep or more sex. Now. . can I trade the sleep with Chocolate?? :cool: haz we got deal? ;)

    more sex tbh
    Jack Sheehan wrote: »
    Pssh, why even choose, it's not like I'm going to get either any time soon.

    and black hookers tbh


  • #118
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    You're a man with a plan.


  • #119
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Mirror wrote: »
    more sex tbh

    the point being I just WANT both!


  • #120
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ChewChew wrote: »
    the point being I just WANT both!
    a lady who knows what she wants. nice.


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  • #121
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,346 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    ChewChew wrote: »
    the point being I just WANT both!

    Will this do for starters? ;)

    pdvcadburybtns_252_216.jpg


  • #122
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Mirror wrote: »
    a lady who knows what she wants. nice.
    sex followed by more sex is good.but when chocolate is brought into the equasion, you have to sacrifice. plus chocolate does give energy :D
    Zaph wrote: »
    Will this do for starters? ;)

    pdvcadburybtns_252_216.jpg

    oh you evil, EVIL man!!! :eek:

    And the answer is yes ;) lol


  • #123
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I want chocolate after reading this thread :(


  • #124
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Mirror wrote: »
    Wanna swap bodies for a day?

    Excellent, I will just play with my willy all day long though:) Like you do I suppose:D


  • #125
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Piste wrote: »
    I want chocolate after reading this thread :(

    I want sex after reading this thread.
    looptheloop wrote: »
    Excellent, I will just play with my willy all day long though:) Like you do I suppose:D

    ^^ with another person, before you pipe up again! :P


  • #126
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    I personally don't like chocolate, but I do love the feelings that happen inside me when we're at it. ;)


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  • #127
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    Mirror wrote: »
    I want sex after reading this thread.
    I just got some haha.

    and now i'm eating chocolate and reading boards :pac:


  • #128
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    nomorebadtown wrote: »
    I just got some haha.

    and now i'm eating chocolate and reading boards :pac:
    blow me














    :pac:


  • #129
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    Mirror wrote: »
    blow me

    Thats what I said!


  • #130
    Curlypinkie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭Curlypinkie


    Can't believe the amount of ppl answering chocolate!
    I really don't get the whole chocolate thing. Give me a nice chocolate cake anytime, please, but Cadbury's??? Yuk.

    So that'll be sex for me.

    I'd even give up shoes for regular sex with a hot male. Even if it meant I had to walk in the same shoes for ever from now on.






    Oh, please don't tell me some Comedian God is reading this...


  • #131
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Curlypinkie wrote: »
    I'd even give up shoes for regular sex with a hot male. Even if it meant I had to walk in the same shoes for ever from now on.

    Hmm, this could start a new thread: what would women give up for regular sex with a hot male? (I'd give up my celibacy!) :pac::pac:


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  • #132
    Curlypinkie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭Curlypinkie


    ^^^^
    LOL


  • #133
    Rattlehead_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Personally I prefer sex, although OH will always and has always put choc before me (sniff sniff) As Chew Chew said combine the 2 and you get the best of both worlds :)


  • #134
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Someone once told me after I ate some chocolate in bed (ok wolfed some chocolate down) was the sexiest (or most attractive?) thing he'd ever seen a woman do.*

    So combine the two ftw!

    *He was joking, the meanie!


  • #135
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Someone once told me after I ate some chocolate in bed (ok wolfed some chocolate down) was the sexiest (or most attractive?) thing he'd ever seen a woman do.*

    So combine the two ftw!

    *He was joking, the meanie!
    women have a sexy way about eating chocolate


  • #136
    Rattlehead_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Mirror wrote: »
    women have a sexy way about eating chocolate

    kinda like bananas...........or is that only in pornos :p Now Choc Ice Cream and Sex there is a winner.


  • #137
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    kinda like bananas...........or is that only in pornos :p Now Choc Ice Cream and Sex there is a winner.

    No no no. . . It's not just any old ice cream. it just HAS to be Ben & Jerry's Caramel ChewChew


  • #138
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    What a fcuking thread, anyone that said chocolate is gay... no wait not that one, the other one. Straight, they're straight!

    Nope they're not straight either.

    They're just weird. Sex > chocolate!


  • #139
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    kinda like bananas...........or is that only in pornos :p Now Choc Ice Cream and Sex there is a winner.
    i once saw a woman do something VERY interesting with a banana! no really, i'm not even joking. and it was peeled. and didn't break.


  • #140
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,346 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Mirror wrote: »
    i once saw a woman do something VERY interesting with a banana! no really, i'm not even joking. and it was peeled. and didn't break.

    She made some kind of special dessert with it?


  • #141
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Mirror wrote: »
    women have a sexy way about eating chocolate

    Mirror you have suddenly become very attractive yourself!


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  • #142
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Mirror wrote: »
    i once saw a woman do something VERY interesting with a banana! no really, i'm not even joking. and it was peeled. and didn't break.


    Tangle twisters ftw... You can make them look fairly interesting...
    But then again.. thats another thread topic...

    Whoever said choclate, Is either not doing it right or has never done it... :cool:


  • #143
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    LolaDub wrote: »
    Mirror you have suddenly become very attractive yourself!
    oh rawr :)


  • #144
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    A 99 flake/cone is cool ,specially when the ice cream melts allllllllllll downnnnnnnnnnn her chinnnnnnnnnn and neckkkkkkkkkk .....Wow .

    That's when i get to lick it all off ,very shexy indeed


  • #145
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Mirror wrote: »
    oh rawr :)


    :o i'm all weak at the knees now and chocolate all over my face!!!


  • #146
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    LolaDub wrote: »
    :o i'm all weak at the knees now and chocolate all over my face!!!
    thats hot


  • #147
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Quality wrote: »
    Whoever said choclate, Is either not doing it right or has never done it... :cool:

    ^ This ++

    I feel sorry for those that voted chocolate!!! :(


  • #148
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Mirror wrote: »
    i once saw a woman do something VERY interesting with a banana! no really, i'm not even joking. and it was peeled. and didn't break.

    She mopped a floor with it? Women are obviously stupid but they do have some crazy ideas, that even work sometime :P


  • #149
    Cinful
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Together


  • #150
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    N4862-Clone_A_Willy_Chocolate_Moulding_Kit.jpg


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  • #151
    Alarums
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Alarums


    Finally, indisputable proof that women don't want sex as much as men, no matter how much they insist they do. Hoisted by your own petard ladies, whatever that is.


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