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Chocolate or sex?

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    #92
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    At the moment sex, but I would finish him off by pouring melted chocolate all over him and licking it off...:cool:

    Best of both worlds..


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    #93
    gcgirl
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    looptheloop wrote: »
    At the moment sex, but I would finish him off by pouring melted chocolate all over him and licking it off...:cool:

    Best of both worlds..


    just as long as its not HOT melted choc you'll be or should i say he will be ok:D


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    #94
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    looptheloop wrote: »
    At the moment sex, but I would finish him off by pouring melted chocolate all over him and licking it off...:cool:

    Best of both worlds..
    Dammit, I keep thinking you're me...


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    #95
    KnifeWRENCH
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    I'll put it this way: with a tub of vaseline and a broadband connection, anyone can make themselves cum. Not everyone, however, can make chocolate.

    So chocolate ftw! :D:D


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    #96
    Ghost Train
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    Well there is some very bad chocolate and not all sex is good

    Would choose sex as long it the good kind (and not the prison kind)


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    #97
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    eolhc wrote: »
    (and not the prison kind)

    That would be chocolatey sex.


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    #98
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    eolhc wrote: »
    Well there is some very bad chocolate and not all sex is good

    Would choose sex as long it the good kind (and not the prison kind)
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    #99
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Mirror wrote: »
    Well I was actually just quoting Clerks X :P

    Actually it's Clerks 2 :P


    I'd have to go with sex, if only for the novelty value of breaking the current dry spell. Chocolate I can have anytime.


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    #100
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Zaph wrote: »
    Actually it's Clerks 2 :P


    I'd have to go with sex, if only for the novelty value of breaking the current dry spell. Chocolate I can have anytime.
    damn your right, and i knew that. the re-release with the name change stuck in my head and i am forever destined to make that mistake!


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    #101
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Chocolately icecreamy caramelly sticky sex ppppllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssseeeeeeeeee!


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    #102
    bandit*baby
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    What kind of Chocolate?


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    #103
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I pick sex.
    Haha, number of votes for sex is currently 69 :D


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    #104
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P


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    #105
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P
    Sold!


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    #106
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I have a Terry's Chocolate Orange (the orange shaped one, half eaten) which I will swap for sex. :P

    You'd have yourself a deal except I don't like chocolate oranges. My run of bad luck continues... :(


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    #107
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    Mirror wrote: »
    Sold!

    How did I know you'd be the first one to accept! :P


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    #108
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    How did I know you'd be the first one to accept! :P
    Are you calling me a slut? :eek:


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    #109
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mirror wrote: »
    Are you calling me a slut? :eek:

    Lol of course not! I'm a lady, and ladies don't use that word! Except I think I called myself a slut today but that was a joke....


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    #110
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Lol of course not! I'm a lady, and ladies don't use that word! Except I think I called myself a slut today but that was a joke....
    So what you're saying is you might be calling me a slut but if so then you're only joking?


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    #111
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mirror wrote: »
    So what you're saying is you might be calling me a slut but if so then you're only joking?

    Yeah...maybe....


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    #112
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    gcgirl wrote: »
    just as long as its not HOT melted choc you'll be or should i say he will be ok:D

    You gotta let it cool my darling:cool:

    Mirror wrote: »
    Dammit, I keep thinking you're me...

    Ha ha, your like I didn't say that shit..

    Im trying to emulate you. Im actually being a lot dirtier cos I feel like Im a guy.. Love to be one for a day;)


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    #113
    Adam
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    looptheloop wrote: »
    You gotta let it cool my darling:cool:




    Ha ha, your like I didn't say that shit..

    Im trying to emulate you. Im actually being a lot dirtier cos I feel like Im a guy.. Love to be one for a day;)
    Wanna swap bodies for a day?


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    #114
    Ghost Train
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    That would be chocolatey sex.

    indeed


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    #115
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    It would certainly be a tougher choice for me if Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia was involved.
    Cherry Garcia?? CHERRY GARCIA???? :eek: Caramel ChewChew all the way. . ..

    Now. . I chose sex but here is my problem. .. .

    I want both. . BUT before you all think I'm gready and blah blah blah hear me out. . I'll have the sex first. That'll do me just nicely. I'm not the kissy cuddley kinda chick who wants the after sex hugs and kisses. Instead, I want either sleep or more sex. Now. . can I trade the sleep with Chocolate?? :cool: haz we got deal? ;)


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    #116
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Pssh, why even choose, it's not like I'm going to get either any time soon.


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    #117
    Adam
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    ChewChew wrote: »
    Cherry Garcia?? CHERRY GARCIA???? :eek: Caramel ChewChew all the way. . ..

    Now. . I chose sex but here is my problem. .. .

    I want both. . BUT before you all think I'm gready and blah blah blah hear me out. . I'll have the sex first. That'll do me just nicely. I'm not the kissy cuddley kinda chick who wants the after sex hugs and kisses. Instead, I want either sleep or more sex. Now. . can I trade the sleep with Chocolate?? :cool: haz we got deal? ;)

    more sex tbh
    Jack Sheehan wrote: »
    Pssh, why even choose, it's not like I'm going to get either any time soon.

    and black hookers tbh


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    #118
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    You're a man with a plan.


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    #119
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Mirror wrote: »
    more sex tbh

    the point being I just WANT both!


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    #120
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ChewChew wrote: »
    the point being I just WANT both!
    a lady who knows what she wants. nice.


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    #121
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    ChewChew wrote: »
    the point being I just WANT both!

    Will this do for starters? ;)

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