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Is my housemate a slag or a prostitute?

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  • 14-07-2012 10:40am
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    flash1080
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    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?


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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    flash1080 wrote: »
    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?


    No. I'll confront her for you. PM me the address.


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    opinion guy
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    Quiet you say ?
    Not nookie.

    She's clearly a drug dealer.


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    Snowie
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    maybe she like the cock? :confused:


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    Larianne
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    Maybe they are practising sign language?


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    flash1080
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭flash1080


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Quiet you say ?
    Not nookie.

    She's clearly a drug dealer.
    I thought perhaps she wasn't a screamer. But you're right, she could've turned her room into an opium den. This is very troubling.


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    Canis Lupus
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    flash1080 wrote: »
    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?

    You should have posted this in The Ladies Lounge.


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    mikemac1
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    flash1080 wrote: »
    Is she a complete slag

    Yes

    Because she is sleeping with everyone except you ;)


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    antodeco
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    Have you gone into her room? Maybe she has a projector in it and she's part of a 'group of connoisseurs of silent movies'


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    biko
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    Jealous much?


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    flash1080
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    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Yes

    Because she is sleeping with everyone except you ;)
    I wouldn't touch her with yours tbh.


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    Corkbah
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    flash1080 wrote: »
    I wouldn't touch her with yours tbh.
    you say that but .... she's (possibly) the one getting laid !!

    go knock one out !!


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    Festy
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    flash1080 wrote: »
    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?


    Set up a hidden camera in her room. ;)


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    ChunkyLover_53
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    One question...Do you see the men leave your house?

    If the answer is no then your fat house mate is eating unsuspecting men...beware if she cooks for you or randomly gives you new clothes.


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    antodeco
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    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    One question...Do you see the men leave your house?

    If the answer is no then your fat house mate is eating unsuspecting men...beware if she cooks for you or randomly gives you new clothes.

    Free clothes and dinner? She's a keeper!


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    holystungun9
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    Maybe they're having staring contests. I do that all the time with girls on the street, in work, in the park, in shops, at the swimming pool, at the bus stop, at the train station, at the beach, on airplanes, in queues, outside my house, etc.

    I can never convince them to come to my place for some reason, so well done to this lady.


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    Gummy Panda
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    Maybe they're just playing Connect4


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    CodyJarrett
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    Hang on and I'll ask Frank Butcher.


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    Fupping Grasshole
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    Fat birds make a lot of noise on top, that is all.


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    ejmaztec
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    flash1080 wrote: »
    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?

    The answer to your puzzle depends on what she says when you say "how much for a shag?"

    Answer 1. Nothing. = slag.

    Answer 2. Two Euro = prostitute (with low self-esteem).


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    Thatnastyboy
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    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    .

    :eek: It's you in different disguises isn't it


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    Pushtrak
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    Confront her so she can tell you you're an ass.


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    flash1080
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭flash1080


    Well, some young buck spent the night with her last night, they came into the kitchen this morning smelling like stale beer, sweat and ****.


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    minidazzler
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Maybe they're just playing Connect4

    You must never have played Connect4, it's impossible not to shout when you win.


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    Culleeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Culleeo


    flash1080 wrote: »
    So this girl has just moved into the house, she's a bit on the heavy side. She seems to have a different fella over every other night of the week. She/they always just go straight up to her room, but whatever they're doing in there, they're very quiet. Is she a complete slag and sleeping with all of them? Are the lads just lashing it into her cos she's an easy fat bird? Or is she a member of the "oldest profession in the world" lol? Should I confront her about these goings-on and the suspicions I have?

    How dare you pass judgement. This woman is innocent until proven filthy.


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    fran17
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    confront her with your erection.if she goes down she stays;)


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    Frowzy
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    So! I've just moved into this new gaf. I'm female, average looking, a little on the heavy side.. but hey that's my business!!
    House is ok, problem is I've got this housemate who's a little wierd. He never seems to go anywhere he's always at home watching what I'm doing and passing judgement. I can't even sit in the living room with my friends because he's constantly watching us, I have to bring my friends up to my bedroom for a little privacy.... we even have to whisper because he listens at the door.

    Lately I've started winding him up by bringing different friends over and then sneaking out while he's **** in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm on the game :-)

    What should I do? Move out? Or just tell him to get a life?


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    Shryke
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    If she's that mad for it you must be wondering what's wrong with you that she hadn't tried it on yet.
    If she's overweight maybe she's on a sexercise program. Well done her.


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    flash1080
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    Shryke wrote: »
    If she's that mad for it you must be wondering what's wrong with you that she hadn't tried it on yet.
    If she's overweight maybe she's on a sexercise program. Well done her.
    I haven't given her an opportunity. I try to evade her and leave a room if she comes in after me, I never turn my back to her when we're in the same room in case she decides to pounce.


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    Ted_YNWA
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    you feeling left out OP ??


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    darragh16
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    What type of a housemate are you, not installing cameras in her bedroom and such.


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