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I Think My Co-Worker Fancies Me

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  • 26-08-2010 2:49pm
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    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭


    Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

    I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

    She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

    Only downsides are that:

    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
    b) I've got another love interest right now too.

    I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

    Thoughts?

    In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.
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    #2
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Just getting in early.


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    #3
    -Trek-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    My rule is never sh!t where you have to eat, but that's just me.


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

    I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

    She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

    Only downsides are that:

    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
    b) I've got another love interest right now too.

    I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

    Thoughts?

    In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.


    She sounds like a tit tbh.

    Stay away, from the sounds of it she could be a clingon.


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    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImSdnanWhs


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    Tomebagel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Legendary thread part II.

    By Feeky Magee


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

    I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

    She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

    Only downsides are that:

    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
    b) I've got another love interest right now too.

    I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

    Thoughts?

    In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.
    You live in cuckoo land.


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Helicopter.


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    #9
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Jake?


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    djimi
    Registered Users Posts: 13,238 ✭✭✭✭djimi


    Never dip your pen in company ink etc etc


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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Eh nobody "pokes" on facebook anymore :rolleyes:


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    #12
    422nd
    Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭422nd


    Do her. Repeatedly. Nothing serious. Nuff said.


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    thenightrider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    Butterface--4859.jpg


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    karltimber
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 1,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭karltimber


    oh just give her one in the office after hours and leave it at that.

    :D


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    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
    I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job.

    Thoughts?

    In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

    I think your thread about the teacher was better. You seemed decent.

    But I think your online celebrity has gone to your head and you're acting the douche.


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day"


    Nobody told triseke about this.


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    #17
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I've seen your picture in know your nerds Feeky, take what you can get son!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,202 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
    Once her face isn't downright ugly I'd go for it.

    Oh, and personality yada yada

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Feeona wrote: »
    I think your thread about the teacher was better. You seemed decent.

    But I think your online celebrity has gone to your head and you're acting the douche.
    I'd actually consider myself still to be quite a decent guy. Any particular reasons of why I'm a douche?


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    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    I've seen your picture in know your nerds Feeky, take what you can get son!
    :(

    My Daddy says I'm cute.


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    #21
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    :(

    My Daddy says I'm cute.

    So to recap, your grinds teacher, co-worker and father ALL fancy you?


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    #22
    deepsouthtalla
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭deepsouthtalla


    Go for it son! you only live once and all that......:D


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    #23
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    My Daddy says I'm cute.

    Well that's a little unsettling.


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    #24
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Pics or GTFO.

    Here's the deal. Ride her, finish yourself off, then suggest engaging in scat play.
    You score and she never hassles you again. It's a win win situation.


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    #25
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    An average face, which takes away from her body, means you need to jizz on it. Think of it like a punishment for her, for being average looking.


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    #26
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    If you rememebr your thread about your grinds teacher and I pressume you do, find out if she is interested, becasue by the sounds of it, if you cant tell if she is interested in you or not there is no point asking internet folk, all we can do is tell you do the same thing you did with your grinds teacher.

    Just ask, their is a fine line between been flirty and wanting someone, a very fine line and you have to know what side you stand on with her.


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    #27
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,774 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    What would feeky do......oh wait.......


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    #28
    karltimber
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 1,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭karltimber


    post link to her facebook page and we'll have a look at her for ya


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    #29
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    wipe it on the curtains on the way out


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    #30
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    your a temp she's temp so as christy would say ride on :D


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    #31
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    karltimber wrote: »
    post link to her facebook page and we'll have a look at her for ya

    And most definitely not repost it on 4chan...


    Honest..


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