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I found a Safe.

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  • #502
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Sadderday wrote: »
    I won't be able to sleep tonight... will have to put lavender in my bath

    Why, is she durty?


  • #503
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    OP should get that guy from the Motors forum who took the clamp off the other Boardsie's car. Nice, clean job with no damage to the car or the clamp.


  • #504
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    I really hope its not HMV vouchers!

    Re the suggestions that there may be porn in the safe - how f**ked up would your porn have to be for you to feel the need to install an underground safe to keep it in. That would be some naaasty porn right there!


  • #505
    mark renton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭mark renton


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »

    Pfft. He did in me bollix. He died of curiosity wondering what the fcuk was in the safe.
    He owned the safe, possible it came with a key.


  • #506
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

    However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

    I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.


  • #507
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I will not wait 2 weeks. Each day that passes after tomorrow, I will buy a safe and put a puppy into each safe and bury it at the beach until you open that safe.


  • #508
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 54,091 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    It might be this model OP:

    http://www.esafes.co.uk/uploaded/241x321xunderfloor1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8hnAgeLHDC.jpg

    Which would at best you'll be drilling into it at an angle which would be difficult.


  • #509
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

    Ignore the haters.

    I'd say open up the safe to the public of After Hours. 10 quid for 10 minutes of trying to open it. Split the contents.


  • #510
    Jaggy
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭Jaggy


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Not yet anyway, yer man is taking the mick

    "yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.


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  • #511
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    It would take him two weeks to get the pick.
    BREAK THE GODDAMN CONCRETE.


  • #512
    fox_1973
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭fox_1973


    Ignore the haters and non believers OP I've been dodging work to keep an eye on this

    Just keep us posted


  • #513
    RossieMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    Jaggy wrote: »
    "yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.

    completely agree with the above.

    He's more annoying than the thread itself.


  • #514
    YuM
    Registered Users Posts: 184 ✭✭YuM


    Aye time for violence.. if its still there at the weekend I'll happily nip down to ya with a kango & beer, just for a nosey inside.


  • #515
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Whats annoying is that i have a full time job and i'd have smashed the thing to bits as soon as i seen it.

    Get The Finger Out OP :mad:


  • #516
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    *eye twitch*


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  • #517
    Paulyh
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Paulyh


    Hopefully we get an update tonight...........if he starts working on it as soon as he gets home from work. My positive vibes are flowing your way.

    *heads out to shed, just to check if I too have a safe*


  • #518
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

    However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

    I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.
    A troll would have opened the safe already as they are quite huge and strong. So I can say with certainty that you are not a troll.


  • #519
    Juicyfruit
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭Juicyfruit


    Shoutcast Ireland wrote: »
    i two would like to know whats in there :)

    Me three! :)


  • #520
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    looking for something OP?

    http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Iron%20Double.jpg

    yours for only €200;)


  • #521
    John.Icy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,015 ✭✭✭John.Icy


    How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

    Me smells bull****.


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  • #522
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Just caught up. Its like watching a box set of a tv show. Stuck waiting for the next episode/update now.


  • #523
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    John.Icy wrote: »
    How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

    Me smells bull****.

    It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!


  • #524
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    Okay folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s – OH MY GOD, it's a safe buried in concrete!

    Hey everybody, get a load of this man trying to open this safe!

    Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don’t be shy, crowd around


  • #525
    solerina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭solerina


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!

    No one cares how you open it......just do it soon !!


  • #526
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...


  • #527
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...

    Already had a offer of €1000.


  • #528
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Burn the whole house down


  • #529
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Already had a offer of €1000.

    A tenners Realistic....


  • #530
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Have you tried shouting at it?


  • #531
    andymurphy93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 68 ✭✭andymurphy93


    100 euro for the safe
    you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
    i need a safe dont judge me


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  • #532
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Already had a offer of €1000.

    Can you give me the contact details of this person, I have a collection of invisible banknotes, some magic beans and a fart I'd like to pass on to them for a fair price.


  • #533
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    andymurphy93 wrote: »
    100 euro for the safe
    you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
    i need a safe dont judge me

    How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?


  • #534
    hyperborean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭hyperborean


    A rag and some chloroform does the trick,


  • #535
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?

    Getting it professionally lock-picked by a locksmith would be one of the more blatant methods for achieving this


  • #536
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?

    Am definitely getting a safe and burying it in the back garden before I die!!!

    Encasing it in concrete would be better but a bit too much work............

    Must remember to lock it before I bury it though.


  • #537
    ft9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    andymurphy93 wrote: »
    100 euro for the safe
    you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
    i need a safe dont judge me

    You want to buy a safe, for €100, that has no key?


  • #538
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    Getting it professionally lock-picked by a locksmith would be one of the more blatant methods for achieving this

    But the op said he's not doing that so I can't see the safe coming out of this too well


  • #539
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    sfwcork wrote: »
    Burn the whole house down

    Brilliant idea .....since it's in the shed.


  • #540
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eamonnq wrote: »
    Am definitely getting a safe and burying it in the back garden before I die!!!

    Encasing it in concrete would be better but a bit too much work............

    Must remember to lock it before I bury it though.
    Put a bit of superglue into the lock to really annoy the future locksmiths :D


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  • #541
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Brilliant idea .....since it's in the shed.


    Sure not like his busy opening the safe is it


  • #542
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,862 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

    I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

    Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

    Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.


  • #543
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    .Henry Sellers. wrote: »
    Have you tried shouting at it?

    Ah, the Jeremy Clarkson School of Engineering. I find shouting "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!" loudly and throwing tools about also quite effective.


  • #544
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

    I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

    Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

    Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.
    That would be not opening the safe.


    :mad:


  • #545
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,433 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    lukesmom wrote: »
    My fellas good with locks but he's not gettin out for a couple of weeks.

    Can't be that good with locks after all then


  • #546
    V_Moth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭V_Moth


    What I imagine is happening at OP's house:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iOUnO-EssI


    Apologies if its been posted before.


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  • #547
    MrPain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭MrPain


    Have you tried saying "Open Sesame"?


  • #548
    jeni
    Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭jeni


    Liquid nitrogen (spelling ??) poured over it n a lil tip of a hammer n walla ;)


  • #549
    YbFocus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

    Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail :D


  • #550
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    YbFocus wrote: »
    This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

    Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail :D

    500? Have you seen how many views this thread?

    Anyway it's ok, I've got snipers posted around the OPs house, we'll find out what's in that safe. :pac:


  • #551
    andymurphy93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 68 ✭✭andymurphy93


    ft9 wrote: »
    You want to buy a safe, for €100, that has no key?

    get a lock smith to open it , get him to mold a key from the safe and wallaaaaa
    i hope that was a serious question:pac:


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