Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Dutchology · 27-01-2007 4:49pm

skywalker wrote:

Thats what I heard.

Ooooooo no he didnt.

Funny

I laughed, inwardly. Response, Mirror? Defend yourself

Dutchology · 27-01-2007 4:51pm

Civilian_Target wrote:

I'm obviously from Cork...

(Interestingly, why are we not allowed post pictures on threads here, but the images in our signatures always come out right...)

With regards to your manhood...You're sheep shaggin yourself red-raw... Try some lube mate :eek:

Civilian_Target · 27-01-2007 5:42pm

Dutchology wrote:

With regards to your manhood...You're sheep shaggin yourself red-raw... Try some lube mate :eek:

Thats the kind of thing you only learn with experience

Dutchology · 27-01-2007 6:18pm

Civilian_Target wrote:

Thats the kind of thing you only learn with experience

Oi! This is the third thread in which I have had to state that I am a lady... not a ewe either!

YeatsCounty · 27-01-2007 6:45pm

Mirror wrote:

I don't geddit...

What's not to get? I lept into her arms with much enthusiasm, then *insert porn music* and then I had some chocolate. So as well as not being able to get my message across (:(), I'm also quite like a stereotypical woman from mid-90's TV comedies........

Anyway, I couldn't draw any MS Paint nudity on her part as she's a (not very active) member on here. I wanted to be able to show her the picture, haha.

Zapho · 27-01-2007 7:41pm

Dutchology wrote:

Oi! This is the third thread in which I have had to state that I am a lady... not a ewe either!

Well no one's gonna realise that unless you change your name to something more girly! And that 'deer' avatar isn't fooling anyone......

I_and_I · 27-01-2007 8:31pm

She was much older I was scared:o

Never mind the red writing I am a cheap-skate

Steoob · 27-01-2007 9:07pm

quite possibly the best thread ever... STICKY

Mr. CooL ICE · 27-01-2007 9:12pm

If you can make out what's going on...

And yes, my first was also a ginger. I see a strange pattern here

Dutchology · 27-01-2007 9:25pm

:eek: Girly? :eek: No thanks! Not usually my style (she says with a sling-shot and the latest issue of Zoo in her hand) Clarification regarding my gender has just gone into KYN so it's all gravy

/me goes to find a new Avatar...

Bambi is dead.

scojones · 27-01-2007 9:31pm

Stuck.

Dutchology · 27-01-2007 9:34pm

Who schtuck?

antSionnach · 27-01-2007 10:08pm

That awkward Sunday-morning moment

rain on · 27-01-2007 10:15pm

the labels that should be attached to the various components of the picture are:
1. A field in Galway
2. Portaloos
3. Me (with short hair) and a guy from Limerick (with long hair) with our hands down each others' pants
4. A load of people watching us
5. Shirley Manson (on stage in background)

WhiteWashMan · 28-01-2007 11:50am

please be kind.

this is the first time i have ever used photoshop

its amazing how many thoughts can go through your head in about 3 seconds

Terry · 28-01-2007 2:41pm

Dutchology wrote:

:eek: Girly? :eek: No thanks! Not usually my style (she says with a sling-shot and the latest issue of Zoo in her hand) Clarification regarding my gender has just gone into KYN so it's all gravy

/me goes to find a new Avatar...

Bambi is dead.

I saw that.
New 'most lickable boardster' award for you.

WWM, brilliant.

the dude who lost his virginity to a ginger, love that detailed artwork.

now i have to go and try to do this sex thing myself and then learn how to use MS paint.

EDIT: now with picture.

daiixi · 28-01-2007 6:11pm

mmm mix Dutchology's picture with that of Sparks400 (except I don't have blue eyes) and you kinda have mine...

Dutchology · 28-01-2007 8:31pm

Julep, thank you... I've just been licked

29-01-2007 1:31am

Great Thread

I'm too tired and lazy to do one

Does someone want to volunteer ?

Adam · 29-01-2007 1:42am

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Great Thread

I'm too tired and lazy to do one

Does someone want to volunteer ?

Sure.

29-01-2007 1:50am

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

:rolleyes: Jesus be original ffs!

Adam · 29-01-2007 2:06am

I was tempted but I wouldn't wanna be tarnished a liar on boards now would I?

spacecoyote · 29-01-2007 10:36am

Dutchology · 29-01-2007 10:39am

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

Was there an entry fee?

faceman · 29-01-2007 12:14pm

LordChessington wrote:

If you can make out what's going on...

And yes, my first was also a ginger. I see a strange pattern here

best boobs so far on this thread!

Gaspode · 29-01-2007 11:40pm

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Does someone want to volunteer ?

To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint?

29-01-2007 11:44pm

deswalsh wrote:

To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint?

describe it using MSPaint of course!

Adam · 30-01-2007 12:39am

Yeah, at least I'm in the know! :rolleyes:

RoundyMooney · 30-01-2007 1:14am

That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them

Adam · 30-01-2007 5:03am

RoundyMooney wrote:

That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them

Moi?

Karl Hungus · 30-01-2007 6:46am

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

TerrorFirmer · 30-01-2007 10:54am

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

Ha. Best one on the thread so far.

D-Generate · 30-01-2007 11:28am

I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.

joejoem · 30-01-2007 11:43am

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

For a minute I thought that was the monstor in Donnie Darko having sex in the missionary position.

A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!

connundrum · 30-01-2007 11:51am

D-Generate wrote:

I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.

You had sex with a tunnell? Joo must be <

THIS BIG

>

Karl Hungus · 30-01-2007 1:19pm

joejoem wrote:

A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!

Well, in truth we were in a number of positions throughout the night, but I got lazy and didn't draw a comic strip.

Basq · 30-01-2007 2:45pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

Christ.. how naive am I? I actually thought it was a rabbit! :eek:

xzanti · 30-01-2007 3:45pm

Adam · 30-01-2007 4:30pm

xzanti wrote:

Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!

Crucifix · 30-01-2007 5:25pm

xzanti wrote:

Woah, you've got a back up. Handy.

Adam · 30-01-2007 5:30pm

lollers, second best come back after mine!

Only for lack of mspaint usage

Dutchology · 30-01-2007 5:36pm

Spares do come in handy, as was discovered by the iguana with the permanent stiffy!

xzanti · 30-01-2007 5:36pm

Mirror wrote:

Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!

I am a chic :cool:

Dutchology · 30-01-2007 5:39pm

xzanti wrote:

I am a chic :cool:

Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!

xzanti · 30-01-2007 5:46pm

Dutchology wrote:

Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!

Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:

connundrum · 30-01-2007 5:57pm

xzanti wrote:

Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:

People often think I'm a girl, thats what I get for admitting to crying

Adam · 30-01-2007 6:01pm

xzanti wrote:

I am a chic :cool:

Well excuse you both, but I know you're a chick (chic = a french word, pronounced "sheek"...), hence my pointing out that your attempt was crap, and you should actually draw something

Gaspode · 30-01-2007 6:03pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.

Adam · 30-01-2007 6:07pm

deswalsh wrote:

Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.

Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!

connundrum · 30-01-2007 6:16pm

Mirror wrote:

Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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