Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

Chuck Stone · 24-03-2012 7:53pm

old hippy wrote: »

Because you have a closed mind?

To licking someone's hole? Yes.

I'm just giving my opinion of course. Each to their own.

If you're into licking asses then that's your business.

stupidusername · 24-03-2012 7:56pm

ihsb wrote: »

True, everyone has an opinion. But if he hasn't tried it and he says he hasn't then he cannot say that what other people find enjoyable is "disgusting". Ah well just what I think.

of course he can say that. because that's his opinion on it.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 7:58pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

To licking someone's hole? Yes.

I'm just giving my opinion of course. Each to their own.

If you're into licking asses then that's your business.

Some people find eating meat disgusting. Personally, I find sexual repression saddening.

Chuck Stone · 24-03-2012 8:01pm

old hippy wrote: »

Some people find eating meat disgusting. Personally, I find sexual repression saddening.

So I'm sexually repressed because I don't like the idea of sucking the feaces out of someone's hole?

Okey doke.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:07pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

So I'm sexually repressed because I don't like the idea of sucking the feaces out of someone's hole?

Okey doke.

Gosh, you are inexperienced

Nobody (apart from your good self) mentioned anything about sucking waste out of an orifice. The act of rimming can heighten sexual pleasure and in itself is an act of intimacy, trust and intensity.

Male or female partner involved, it's a lot more widespread than you probably think.

midlandsmissus · 24-03-2012 8:20pm

old hippy wrote: »

Gosh, you are inexperienced

Nobody (apart from your good self) mentioned anything about sucking waste out of an orifice. The act of rimming can heighten sexual pleasure and in itself is an act of intimacy, trust and intensity.

Male or female partner involved, it's a lot more widespread than you probably think.

God almighty. He's entitled to have an opinion and think something is disgusting without having done it. Just because you like it doesn't mean someone else is inexperienced. Who says a good sex life means you have to experience everything? People do what they're happy with.

Chuck Stone · 24-03-2012 8:21pm

old hippy wrote: »

Gosh, you are inexperienced

Nobody (apart from your good self) mentioned anything about sucking waste out of an orifice. The act of rimming can heighten sexual pleasure and in itself is an act of intimacy, trust and intensity.

Male or female partner involved, it's a lot more widespread than you probably think.

Now you listen here young man - if you want to eat da poo poo that's your business - just don't expect me to act as a toilet for your filthy ass. :pac:

No honestly, I just don't like the idea of it. Just a preference I guess.

I'm not calling for a ban on it or anything.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:22pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

God almighty. He's entitled to have an opinion and think something is disgusting without having done it. Just because you like it doesn't mean someone else is inexperienced. Who says a good sex life means you have to experience everything? People do what they're happy with.

His opinion, as you put it, is misinformed. An open mind is conducive to a good sex life. Perhaps you would do well to remember this in future before bringing your deity into frank discussions concering sex.

beks101 · 24-03-2012 8:23pm

Tbh licking someone's anus is the furthest thing to sexy I can think of and I'm a fairly open minded lady.

Someone not sharing your own fetishes doesn't make them sexually repressed, especially when it comes to licking arseholes, which in fairness would be unpalatable to a fair chunk of the population for obvious reasons.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:25pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Now you listen here young man - if you want to eat da poo poo that's your business - just don't expect me to act as a toilet for your filthy ass. :pac:

No honestly, I just don't like the idea of it. Just a preference I guess.

I'm not calling for a ban on it or anything.

I'm not sure about your obsession with ingesting poop - it certainly doesn't appeal to me. Intimacy, heightened sexual desire and potential for rewarding orgasms is where I'm at

Chuck Stone · 24-03-2012 8:27pm

old hippy wrote: »

His opinion, as you put it, is misinformed.

How can an opinion be misinformed?

I know you're talking about a rim-job and I am quite aware that it doesn't involve munching poo ( I was just strawmanning for the laf).

The story in the OP is disgusting though. At the very least a person should have a hole you could eat your dinner off before asking someone to tongue it.

I'm sure we could all agree on that point.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:27pm

beks101 wrote: »

Tbh licking someone's anus is the furthest thing to sexy I can think of and I'm a fairly open minded lady.

Someone not sharing your own fetishes doesn't make them sexually repressed, especially when it comes to licking arseholes, which in fairness would be unpalatable to a fair chunk of the population for obvious reasons.

Fetishes? LOL

Let me guess, you probably find the idea of inserting a digit into your partner's anus (where the male g spot is) or anal sex disgusting also?

Fair enough. It's no fetish though, it's just exploring the wonderful myriad of sexual experiences.

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:29pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

How can an opinion be misinformed?

I know you're talking about a rim-job and I am quite aware that it doesn't involve munching poo ( I was just strawmanning for the laf).

The story in the OP is disgusting though. At the very least a person should have a hole you could eat your dinner off before asking someone to tongue it.

I'm sure we could all agree on that point.

Ok, fair enough.

I'd always endeavour to observe a sense of decorum where hygiene is involved.

Most people who do, do.

24-03-2012 8:30pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

Chuck Stone · 24-03-2012 8:31pm

old hippy wrote: »

Let me guess, you probably find the idea of inserting a digit into your partner's anus (where the male g spot is) or anal sex disgusting also?

There's no mouth involved there. Can't you see the difference?

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:34pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

There's no mouth involved there. Can't you see the difference?

In the heat of the moment, I tend to close my eyes

midlandsmissus · 24-03-2012 8:35pm

old hippy wrote: »

His opinion, as you put it, is misinformed. An open mind is conducive to a good sex life. Perhaps you would do well to remember this in future before bringing your deity into frank discussions concering sex.

No you're wrong.

People have preferences. We are not all the same. Because you like it doesn't mean he will.

Your opinion is not misinformed and neither is his.

LimGal · 24-03-2012 8:38pm

Well this thread has taken a completely different direction than I thought it would in the last few pages!

old hippy · 24-03-2012 8:40pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

No you're wrong.

People have preferences. We are not all the same. Because you like it doesn't mean he will.

Your opinion is not misinformed and neither is his.

As I said, an open mind and all that.

An aquaintance of mine doesn't ever want to visit Ireland. When I ask why, she says she "just wouldn't like it".

Mad, eh?

--LOS-- · 24-03-2012 8:50pm

Tbh I expected a lot worse when I opened this thread, while the OP's story was definitely not something that's ok for a one night stand because of risks, it isn't disgusting ¬_¬

Scanlas The 2nd · 24-03-2012 8:54pm

As a man I've gotten older I think I can understand the appeal to some men in licking a woman's ass, however I'd be curious why women are into licking men's ass especially considering how hairy men can be and all that.

--LOS-- · 24-03-2012 9:13pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

As a man I've gotten older I think I can understand the appeal to some men in licking a woman's ass, however I'd be curious why women are into licking men's ass especially considering how hairy men can be and all that.

the appeal needn't just be to the giver!

Cheeky_gal · 24-03-2012 9:19pm

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

Jesus that is foul :eek: Wtf

beks101 · 24-03-2012 9:21pm

old hippy wrote: »

Fetishes? LOL

Let me guess, you probably find the idea of inserting a digit into your partner's anus (where the male g spot is) or anal sex disgusting also?

Fair enough. It's no fetish though, it's just exploring the wonderful myriad of sexual experiences.

Someone who's into golden showers would tell you the same thing. Fetishes are about exploration, hell I have a few of my own. There's no right or wrong here, there are just different sexual preferences, but clearly asshole licking isn't something a lot of people are into as exemplified in this thread. Are we all sexually repressed prudes? There's your LOL right there.

And finger play / anal sex don't compare to rinming, as I'm sure you well know.

Gummy Panda · 24-03-2012 9:23pm

Remember lads, sometimes you have to lick it before you stick it :cool:

uberalles · 24-03-2012 9:23pm

I wish I could unread this

howamidifferent · 24-03-2012 9:26pm

uberalles wrote: »

I wish I could unread this

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Kamjana · 24-03-2012 9:30pm

A friend of mine got a blowjob while he was on the toilet having a shit,she was a classy girl.

Sardonicat · 24-03-2012 9:33pm

Kamjana wrote: »

A friend of mine got a blowjob while he was on the toilet having a shit,she was a classy girl.

They sound about as classy as eachother, TBH.

up for anything · 24-03-2012 9:33pm

some random drunk wrote: »

Some common STDs such as Chlamydia and Gonorrhea cause infection of the urethra in males. Transmission can be by oral sex, he wouldn't have even needed to go near her vagina.

Sweetheart, thanks for the lesson but I was actually taking the piss out of his misspelling of the word pus.

Kamjana · 24-03-2012 9:36pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

They sound about as classy as eachother, TBH.

A bowjob is a blowjob no matter where you are.

howamidifferent · 24-03-2012 9:39pm

Kamjana wrote: »

A friend of mine got a blowjob while he was on the toilet having a shit,she was a classy girl.

Only Tony Soprano could get away with something like that

LimGal · 24-03-2012 10:34pm

Kamjana wrote: »

A friend of mine got a blowjob while he was on the toilet having a shit,she was a classy girl.

An american girl actually told me about someone she knew who had received one of these too.........she said its called a Wisconsin Steamer if i remember correctly!:eek:

Kamjana · 24-03-2012 10:42pm

LimGal wrote: »

An american girl actually told me about someone she knew who had received one of these too.........she said its called a Wisconsin Steamer if i remember correctly!:eek:

No a Wisconsin steamer is when you take a shit on woman's chest and rub it in with a beer bottle,as opposed to the Cleveland steamer where you use your arse to rub it in.

LimGal · 24-03-2012 10:52pm

Kamjana wrote: »

No a Wisconsin steamer is when you take a shit on woman's chest and rub it in with a beer bottle,as opposed to the Cleveland steamer where you use your arse to rub it in.

Bahahaha!I stand corrected!I just googled it there its actually called a blumpkin when you receive head whilst dumping!

Kudos to you Kamjana you know your ****-related fetishes:D

BR3N · 24-03-2012 10:52pm

One of my mates rode a girl with a sandwich bag.

Another rode a girl in the grounds of a church.

Snowie · 24-03-2012 10:55pm

BR3N wrote: »

One of my mates rode a girl with a sandwich bag.

Another rode a girl in the grounds of a church.

whats wrong with having sex in a church

booboo88 · 24-03-2012 11:04pm

LimGal wrote: »

........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

Is no one astounded that a grown man cant wipe his own ass?
Frightening stuff, I find it creepy when guys try do it to me and Im sure as hell never going to do it

LimGal · 24-03-2012 11:07pm

booboo88 wrote: »

Is no one astounded that a grown man cant wipe his own ass?
Frightening stuff, I find it creepy when guys try do it to me and Im sure as hell never going to do it

booboo they is just doin it wrong:D

Mr.Biscuits · 24-03-2012 11:10pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I'd be curious why women are into licking men's ass especially considering how hairy men can be and all that.

I'm very sorry that I am in a position to know this, but trust me - women's arseholes can be hairy too.

toughbuttfair · 24-03-2012 11:14pm

One of my mates brought a girl back to his place one night. He tried pleasuring her but she said she wasn't enjoying it, so he has a brainwave. He runs into the kitchen and grabs a carrot, runs back into the bedroom, and tries to shove it up her pussy.

She tells him the carrot isn't really turning her on, so he has another brainwave and runs back into the kitchen, grabs a floor mop, runs back into the bedroom and tries to pleasure her with the mop (presumably the handle end).

midlandsmissus · 24-03-2012 11:15pm

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

I'm very sorry that I am in a position to know this, but trust me - women's arseholes can be hairy too.

Hate to break it to you but most people's are, and people just either shave or they don't.

stovelid · 24-03-2012 11:16pm

old hippy wrote: »

Gosh, you are inexperienced

You're not doing much to disabuse me of my prejudiced notion that there is nobody more smug and patronizing than old people or hippies.

midlandsmissus · 24-03-2012 11:16pm

toughbuttfair wrote: »

One of my mates brought a girl back to his place one night. He tried pleasuring her but she said she wasn't enjoying it, so he has a brainwave. He runs into the kitchen and grabs a carrot, runs back into the bedroom, and tries to shove it up her pussy.

She tells him the carrot isn't really turning her on, so he has another brainwave and runs back into the kitchen, grabs a floor mop, runs back into the bedroom and tries to pleasure her with the mop (presumably the handle end).

What scares me is how much guys tell each other. Though remember that guys tend to exagerrate../outright lie.

For example: I stayed in a guy's house - on his couch, and he told people he was up all night shagging me.

Gummy Panda · 24-03-2012 11:17pm

toughbuttfair wrote: »

One of my mates brought a girl back to his place one night. He tried pleasuring her but she said she wasn't enjoying it, so he has a brainwave. He runs into the kitchen and grabs a carrot, runs back into the bedroom, and tries to shove it up her pussy.

She tells him the carrot isn't really turning her on, so he has another brainwave and runs back into the kitchen, grabs a floor mop, runs back into the bedroom and tries to pleasure her with the mop (presumably the handle end).

Bleeding frigid!!

frag420 · 24-03-2012 11:18pm

Kamjana wrote: »

A friend of mine got a blowjob while he was on the toilet having a s[COLOR="Black"]h[/COLOR]it,she was a classy girl.

Similar in that I brought a chick back to mine yes ago. In the middle if the night she went to the bathroom. Next thing my phone beeped. She txd to say she needed bOg roll. I was thinking there was done in there already but got up and grabbed some from other bathroom. Brought it into her. She said while I was there she may as well............. So she sucked me if while she pinched a loaf. classy eh!!

toughbuttfair · 24-03-2012 11:18pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

What scares me is how much guys tell each other. Though remember that guys tend to exagerrate../outright lie.

For example: I stayed in a guy's house - on his couch, and he told people he was up all night shagging me.

You're right, it might have been a sweeping brush.

Novella · 24-03-2012 11:24pm

After a few too many drinks, one of my friends was feeling a bit sick. He went off the bathroom where he vomited but then he realised he needed to go to the toilet as well. So he sat on the toilet but mid-way through going, he started to throw up again.

The next morning, feeling a bit better, he was having some fun with his girlfriend. She found vomited up rice in his pubes.

midlandsmissus · 24-03-2012 11:24pm

frag420 wrote: »

Similar in that I brought a chick back to mine yes ago. In the middle if the night she went to the bathroom. Next thing my phone beeped. She txd to say she needed bOg roll. I was thinking there was done in there already but got up and grabbed some from other bathroom. Brought it into her. She said while I was there she may as well............. So she sucked me if while she punched a loaf. classy eh!!

I presume you stopped and told her how classless she was....Oh no you just told people after.

Meauldsegosha · 24-03-2012 11:24pm

toughbuttfair wrote: »

One of my mates brought a girl back to his place one night. He tried pleasuring her but she said she wasn't enjoying it, so he has a brainwave. He runs into the kitchen and grabs a carrot, runs back into the bedroom, and tries to shove it up her pussy.

She tells him the carrot isn't really turning her on, so he has another brainwave and runs back into the kitchen, grabs a floor mop, runs back into the bedroom and tries to pleasure her with the mop (presumably the handle end).

I think your mate was spoofing you. Men don't normally go to that much trouble to pleasure a woman. ; )

Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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