Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

PseudoFamous · 13-09-2011 3:32pm

Rihanna na na nah nana nah.

Adamantium · 13-09-2011 3:37pm

ADELE- "I'm huuurttt, i'm in paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!"

13-09-2011 3:37pm

Pearl Jam

We refuse to be summed up in a sentence.

St.Spodo · 13-09-2011 3:45pm

Limp Bizkit- don't worry, this won't last very long.

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 3:49pm

Brentley Rapid Book wrote: »

Pearl Jam

We refuse to be summed up in a sentence.

"Creed suck"

biko · 13-09-2011 3:50pm

Enya
"Fairies and woods, lakes and roads"

nyarlothothep · 13-09-2011 3:52pm

Opeth: Competently assembled prog metal with a wiff of smug
Radiohead post Ok Computer: high pitched warbling, oblique superficially deep but sh1t lyrics, overly warm production and a drummer who shies away from drumming.
Rammstein: dildos.

readyletsgo · 13-09-2011 3:56pm

Boards of Canada

'We are too cool wearing beany hats and thinking about math and the earth to release ANYTHING'

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 3:59pm

Radiohead:
"Most people aren't smart enough to appreciate our later stuff"

:pac:

pickarooney · 13-09-2011 4:08pm

Manic Street Preachers (pre-1995): I have no idea what the **** Richie means either but if I sing it intensely enough it might sort of make sense Jesus how many more syllables to go before the end of this line.
Of this line.
OF THIS LIIIIIINE.

post 1995: Now the words scan nicely/and they even rhyme/you can make sense of them/most of the time/we're much more cohesive/as a three piece band/although admittedly our songs/are all awfully bland.

Awfully blaaaaand

AeoNGriM wrote: »

On-Topic: Any boy band

'We exploit teenage girls for money'

Fifty Cent: I exploit teenage girls for money, but in a much more sinister way which has bizarrely granted me cool status. 'Cuz I'm a motehr****in' P.I.M.P.

Sufjan Stevens: I'm a bit bored so I wrote eight albums featuring 36 instruments I played myself, some deep-ass lyrics and incorporating three dozen musical styles most of which you've never even heard of. Plus I'm pretty good-looking. But nobody thinks I'm sexy. Axl Rose still gets more poontang than me.

Diabhal Beag · 13-09-2011 4:48pm

Bruce Springsteen:
The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere.

languagenerd · 13-09-2011 4:52pm

Jason Derulo: "I love girls and I'd like to sleep with all of them... hang on, have I said my name enough times?"

Backstreet Boys/N*Sync/Five (any boyband): "Girl, I really love you, and I want to be with you, and if you broke up with me I'd be really sad but I'd eventually win you back, girl and now I'm gonna rhyme 'break up' with 'make up'"

Kesha: "I'm really awesome and important, and I'm gonna make a nuisance of myself as much as possible cause no-one can tell me what to do!"

foxyboxer · 13-09-2011 4:54pm

Amy Winehouse "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, then I died"

Iron Hide · 13-09-2011 4:56pm

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Bruce Springsteen:
The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere USA! USA! USA!.

FYP

Amy winehouse " Should have gone to rehab"

GLaDOS · 13-09-2011 4:57pm

Dream Theater

12 Billion notes a second

DublinWriter · 13-09-2011 4:59pm

Yoko Ono : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEE

Hercule Poirot · 13-09-2011 5:00pm

Eminem - I think I might have an Oedipus complex!!

wayfarers · 13-09-2011 5:02pm

Pete Doherty. "I'm a white middle class knob masquerading as a Dickensian raggamuffin".

Conor Bourke · 13-09-2011 5:13pm

I really hate Mumford and Sons

Caraville · 13-09-2011 5:16pm

Eminem: I'm a 38 year old man who despite having a talent as a rap artist has reduced himself to sounding like a whiney moany teenager.

Kanye West: I'm a 34 year old man who despite having a talent as a rap artist has reduced himself to sounding like a whiney moany teenager.

aoife_bennett · 13-09-2011 5:24pm

Rihanna: I'm pure gagging for the ride.

wayfarers · 13-09-2011 5:24pm

Iggy Pop; "Does my ageing leathery gut look big in this ad for car insurance?"

foxyboxer · 13-09-2011 5:26pm

Michael Jackson "It don't matter if you're black or white. Hehe (he just threw that in because it's commercial)"

Kold · 13-09-2011 5:27pm

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

He's up there with 2Pac in terms of skill and I hate rap.

Credit where it's due.

'Up there with Tupac in terms of skill' is pretty mediocre really, which is about right.

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 5:28pm

aoife_bennett wrote: »

Rihanna: I'm pure gagging for the ride.

At fucking last!

Rihanna, meet Beyoncé. Beyoncé, meet Rihanna.

Kold · 13-09-2011 5:30pm

Also, Radiohead: What happens if we make music for people who actually like music?

Pure Sound · 13-09-2011 5:39pm

According to Tommy Tiernan
Any boy band - Love me Love me Love me
Beyonce - Look at my titties, Look at my titties

Testament1 · 13-09-2011 5:43pm

Any of these "manufactured" bands: We'll sing whatever the record label tells us will make money

And one for the metalheads, Deicide: Glen Benton isn't a big fan of God

horseplay · 13-09-2011 5:46pm

AC/DC

For those about to rock, we salute you !

charlemont · 13-09-2011 5:48pm

Wu Tang Clan
We'll fuc*ing kick lumps out of you and the lumps will still love our funk

orourkeda · 13-09-2011 5:49pm

Interpol: The musical equivalent of a fourteen inch love length

Duddy · 13-09-2011 5:54pm

Lady Gaga: I really hope no one realises how mainstream I am.

St.Spodo · 13-09-2011 5:56pm

The Smiths- music normal people can relate to.

staker · 13-09-2011 5:56pm

Billy Idol- I can touch my nose with my upper lip.

marcsignal · 13-09-2011 5:57pm

Mainstream Rap

mothers and sisters are cryin, brothers are dyin, when i'm screwin the social i'm lyin

fontanalis · 13-09-2011 6:00pm

Slip Knot
We are all individual

Orando Broom · 13-09-2011 6:03pm

The Mercury Music Prize Shortlist 2010 and 2011

Never in the field of musical endeavour has so much been so irrelevant to so many.

super_furry · 13-09-2011 6:05pm

Oasis

Two good albums, a decade of shiiiiiiite.

gypsy_rose · 13-09-2011 6:08pm

Nickleback

Nirvana for puss ies

Eric Cartman · 13-09-2011 6:09pm

mumford and sons, the script, the coronas, the killers, etc... "we all sat down in a room together and decided ****ty indie music that all sounds the same , and wearing checkered shirts is going to be cool for the next few years"

The Beatles Our music was relevant for a while , but people treat us like gods and we really really dont deserve that

Dr. Dre (post NWA) Im not dead, dont worry, im still here , eminem quick, write another song about how much you love me.

Lady Gaga Hahahaha I had talent , but I gave that all up to be the 21st centurys answer to madonna , Now all my fans are retarded girls and the entire stereotypical gay community

David Guetta I will actually work with anybody famous, I can make a remix out of fúckin anything, ill even do it for free, just put me in the video and make me look cool.

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2011 6:25pm

fontanalis wrote: »

Slip Knot
We are all individual

Slipknot

We are all one word.

Savage Tyrant · 13-09-2011 6:27pm

Bob Dylan - the greatest lyricist to have ever lived.

Chuck Stone · 13-09-2011 6:28pm

Cliff Richard. 'if my catalogue was a colour it would be magnolia'

Rod Stewart: '_________________________________________'

Black Eyed Peas: 'We churn out manufactured hip-pop and people actually buy it'