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Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    jedward
    sup guys! we're jedward and we're really annoying and talk with accents but at least we're millionaires.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    Duggy747 wrote: »

    Kesha
    I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

    Beautiful, sums it right up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭The Little Fella


    Oasis

    Madferit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Lily Allen: One sings like Mike Skinner even though one is actually posher than the queen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Pink Floyd - Wot's...uh the deal?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Oasis

    Two good albums, a decade of shiiiiiiite.

    Two great albums, some alright stuff later.
    gypsy_rose wrote: »
    Nickleback

    Nirvana for puss ies

    Cause all the hard bastards love Nirvana, people like my band Waaahh!!!!
    (Not excusing Nickelback)
    derfderf wrote: »
    Lily Allen: One sings like Mike Skinner even though one is actually posher than the queen.

    The same could be said of Skinner himself!
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Diabhal Beag viewpost.gif
    Bruce Springsteen:
    The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere
    USA! USA! USA!.


    FYP smile.gif

    Either a joke or the dumbest post in the thread, can't figure it out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    David Bowie - the man who fell to earth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Bruce Springsteen - bringing pub rock to the masses

    Bob Dylan - I never heard of a chorus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Fleetwood mac - once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors when peter green went mental and left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭cml387


    Fleetwood mac - once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors when peter green went mental and left.


    The Coors, a great pub rock band.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    once a great jam band that turned into a template for the Coors
    cml387 wrote: »
    The Coors, a great pub rock band.

    Light or Arctic ice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Beyoncé: My man means the world to me and I don't know what I'd do without him — oh noes my man left me now I'm a feminist grrr I hate men...


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Interpol: The musical equivalent of a fourteen inch love length

    You mean they're orgasm inducing or just a load of cock?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    James Blake: you probably haven't heard of me... *flicks scarf*


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    James Blake: you probably haven't heard of me... *flicks scarf

    In fairness, most people probably haven't.

    We'll always have Air and Lack Thereof when the hipsters are done with him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 menelaus


    The Boss: "After a day working in the factory, I met Mary sitting on her daddy's porch and then drove an american car to the riverside"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Pink Floyd

    "THIS is how you make music"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Lady Gaga: "I love Madonna, Toyah, PJ, Siouxsie, Tori, Kylie, Patti, and all those other singers from the 70s and 80s that my audience have never heard of!"

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Eminem and 50 cent:


    ..so they dont know what the jazz...is all about!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    The Pouges,

    Going drinking, Irish dancing, getting drunk, c'mon the Irish, being drunk, Oliver Cromwell was a cunnt, I love drinking, Christmas drinking song, more drinking and dreaming about Ireland, drink, drink.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Betaketone


    I'll start:
    Katy Perry:-
    "Im absolutely mental crack on a night out and I'll ride anything!!!!!!"

    Katy Perry

    "I am a morally bankrupt pseudo-porn star, my fragile career is based on drivel ranging from outright filth to facile double entendres barely more advanced than those inflicted on us by the Carry On series over 40 years ago."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Testament1 wrote: »
    Any of these "manufactured" bands: We'll sing whatever the record label tells us will make money

    I assume you don't have a superior in your job?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .

    He also has an ass that can accommodate about 100,000 people.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Morrissey: Heaven knows I'm irrelevant now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Talk Talk: "Okay, so synthetic '80s keyboard-driven Duran-Duran-lite is out of fashion? Well then sit back, and allow us to blow your minds".



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Morrissey: Heaven knows I'm irrelevant now.
    Get out. Get out now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭Al Capwned


    Betaketone wrote: »
    Katy Perry

    "I am a morally bankrupt pseudo-porn star, my fragile career is based on drivel ranging from outright filth to facile double entendres barely more advanced than those inflicted on us by the Carry On series over 40 years ago."

    I still would


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Rhianna: Whats my name?

    Destinys Child: Say my name..

    Eminem: My name is...

    Susanne Vega: My name is Luca


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    Tiesto (and all other skanger music for that matter)

    Track 1: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    Track 2: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    ....

    Track 57: "unce unce unce unce unce"

    It's pronounced ''cúnts unts unts unts unts unts...''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    The Artic Monkeys: "I got pissed last night and got into a fight outside some chippers yeah mate"

    Iron Maiden: "WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR AND HUMANITIES MY LUNGS ARE SO FACKING POWERFULLLLL!!" (just kidding. Theyre one of my favorite bands ever)


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭merengueca


    Status Quo - Les Battersby tribute act


  • Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    Rush - There Rush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Westlife- Louis wanted a group of lads to **** over and got them to make **** garbage music that appeals to housewives and young girls.

    The Script- Music that is the result of squatting over a piece of paper, taking a big smelly dump on it and then using **** stained paper for song lyrics and sheet music.

    Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Taking Californication and recycling it over and over again.

    Ke$ha - Songs that describe her life in which her main ambition is to contract every STD known to mankind.

    Every rapper ever - I'm the greatest rapper/drug dealer/killer ever and totally not gay.
    Sting- Shoma shing shooba dippada dobba dobba brand new day.


    Rihanna - She could sing Baa Baa Black Sheep for all i care. I'd ride the arse off her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I think Nick Cave summed it up quite nicely when he said:

    :eek: Seriously!!! HE has the AUDACITY to slag off the CHILI PEPPERS!!

    Ehhh HELLOOOOO POT, KETTLE IS CALLING

    Ive heard more talented farts come out my puppies asss :rolleyes:
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    *drools and awaits Rhianna to enter the thread with a similar statement.

    Rhianna meet beyonce
    Vanilla Ice - A less sweary version of Eminem.

    And Jedwards style inspiration



    Kesha
    I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

    Fookin love her, she looks like she has fuuuun :D

    BrianJD wrote: »
    Bob Dylan

    I'm going to fit these extra five words into the sentence even though they won't fit and finish the extra long line with a harmonica riff.


    Love the guy though.

    But first ill make sure they dont even rhyme, never mind make sense, and i'll warbble them out in the same tonnnnnnne...just like your doing nowowwww
    Bob Dylan - the greatest lyricist to have ever lived.


    Oh good godddddd no!! :(
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Get out. Get out now.

    You go too :D

    Rhianna

    Id get up on anything to further my career, and keep in the public eye, and its nothing short of a miracle (and my HUUUUUUUge gyne bill) that Im not crwaling with everthing


    Go home and scour yourself ye fookin minger :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Burky126 wrote: »
    Rush - There Rush.
    Where Rush? Rush Everywhere! :cool:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    :eek: Seriously!!! HE has the AUDACITY to slag off the CHILI PEPPERS!!

    Ehhh HELLOOOOO POT, KETTLE IS CALLING

    Ive heard more talented farts come out my puppies asss :rolleyes:



    Rhianna meet beyonce



    And Jedwards style inspiration



    Kesha
    I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

    Fookin love her, she looks like she has fuuuun :D




    But first ill make sure they dont even rhyme, never mind make sense, and i'll warbble them out in the same tonnnnnnne...just like your doing nowowwww

    [/B]

    Oh good godddddd no!! :(



    You go too :D

    Rhianna

    Id get up on anything to further my career, and keep in the public eye, and its nothing short of a miracle (and my HUUUUUUUge gyne bill) that Im not crwaling with everthing


    Go home and scour yourself ye fookin minger :mad:
    Jesus, that post is a bit of a mess - links don't work, typos all over the shop and quotes all messed up.

    I wouldn't bother editing it though because what I could make out was a load of old bollocks, anyway.


    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,654 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Nickelback

    Seriously man, grow a pair and get over the bitch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Arctic Monkeys: actually, believe at least some of the hype


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    cheryl cole:

    I cant sing for ****e, why-aye!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Dana

    I'm a lovely girl. Everything is wonderful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Jesus, that post is a bit of a mess - links don't work, typos all over the shop and quotes all messed up.

    I wouldn't bother editing it though because what I could make out was a load of old bollocks, anyway.


    :p


    I Know, like WTF :( havent even been at the voddie :rolleyes:

    well i'll translate for ye, Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

    Also, vanilla ice looks like he could be the inspiration for jedwards ehhh 'style'

    Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

    And rhianna I suspect spends a small fortune in gynecological services so that shes not crawling with shlt....actually, maybe its itchyness that makes her gyrate against...well.....just about anything, with or without a pulse


    :D:D:D nowwwwww, is that easier for ye :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    I Know, like WTF :( havent even been at the voddie :rolleyes:

    well i'll translate for ye, Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

    Also, vanilla ice looks like he could be the inspiration for jedwards ehhh 'style'

    Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

    And rhianna I suspect spends a small fortune in gynecological services so that shes not crawling with shlt....actually, maybe its itchyness that makes her gyrate against...well.....just about anything, with or without a pulse


    :D:D:D nowwwwww, is that easier for ye :p
    Yeah, got all that. Hence the
    load of old bollocks
    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Kesha looks like a crazy bitch who doesnt give a flyin ...., but she sure looks like shes havin fun

    >implying that's not an image the record company has created for her that some people actually can't see through :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Nick Cave has less musical talent than the farts that pop out of my puppies arsse, so he is in no position to slag trhcp

    I can't help but hope you are messing.

    People seem to be endlessly making the mistake that because they don't like something the person who produced it is talentless.

    Cave has serious musical chops, whether you like his stuff or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭nomdeboardie


    System Of A Down

    Gave the world "Chop Suey!", and other-stuff-I've-looked-up-a-couple-of-times-but-which-hasn't-impacted-on-my-memory-not-that-it-matters-cos-Chop-Suey!-is-sonic-catharsis-and-the-video-is-:eek:ing-inspired-including-the-under-performer-twirly-shots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Frank Zappa: The single greatest composer, social commentator, individualist, singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer, band leader,and film director of the late 20th Century .

    Sometimes brilliant. Sometimes completely unlistenable
    P.S. as good a guitar player as Hendrix when he chose to play it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Scooter = dire dance music for skangers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    >implying that's not an image the record company has created for her that some people actually can't see through :rolleyes:

    ehhh sorry, my bad :o didnt realise we were havin a serious musical discussion, must have wondered into the wrong forum, thought i was in that fun one, whats the name again, oh yeah AH :o....ohhh wait :rolleyes:
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Yeah, got all that. Hence the ;)
    I can't help but hope you are messing.

    People seem to be endlessly making the mistake that because they don't like something the person who produced it is talentless.

    Cave has serious musical chops, whether you like his stuff or not.

    Ummm yeah, I have a pretty broad spectrum for music, and I know what you mean kind of, as in I have heard some of what i thought shlte musicians coming out with crackers, and vice versa, however, when you consistently
    dislike music an artist produces (or should i say when I) then no, he has nooo musical chops, imo.....I think hes shlTe...but thats just my opinion......like a$rseholes, its just as well we all have one, the world would be pretty f8cked up otherwise :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭leposean


    Green Day

    Amazingly, Moronic, essence of partying


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